Day 1

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ So you've arrived in some kind of horrible game show! You've heard the rules in your dressing room, and now you have free run of the studio. Take a good look around, maybe find yourself a nice hat, grab some grub (the McDonalds half of the buffet has its breakfast menu out!), perhaps try to find an exit (don't worry, there aren't any).

The monitors start off with some cheerful(?) music, followed by a disembodied announcer: ]

Brought to you by McDonalds and KFC and filmed live in front of a dead studio audience, iiiiit's the Newlydead Game!

[ CANNED APPLAUSE as Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders walk onto the set. Ronald begins:]

Hey, kids! Welcome to the show! I'm your pal, Ronald McDonald, and as always we're going to be kicking off the show with a friendly get-to-know-you game for everyone. Check your tablet for details on how to guarantee survival in the first round! Some terms and conditions may apply.

((IMPORTANT STUFF:

❃ Game navigation is here
❃ Be sure to add the murderparty Plurk if you haven't yet, since that's where I'll be announcing things.
❃ I made a Discord chan! You're not obligated to join but it's a nice place to talk about murder
❃ Bingo sheet/turn-in for the weekend minigame
❃ Talk to the hosts here
❃ The role of Colonel Sanders will be taken over by Lady! She doesn't have any modding responsibilities or anything, this is just the shape of our friendship. Because of that I ended up making a separate journal for just Ronald, but the mod journal is still kentucky_mcgiygas
❃ While the voting won't ICly start until day 2 (Monday), I do have the post up and you're free to leave a placeholder at any time))

Comments

[scarletwitchcraft]

[Cierra has been wandering through the props section, and my, oh, my, she's discovered a strange lamp. She's decided to hold onto it! And she's still dressed fully in witch garb like it doesn't bother her at all. Because it doesn't. She's a witch.]

Would you take a look at this? Isn't it amazing? I've never seen a light this cute before!

[That's one off the card, at least!]

[requiescanteinpace]

[ and here's this lady, just a few paces away with a box as big as her, looking like a giant life-size box of playing cards. ]

Wow, this is amazing! This would be the first time I've seen a light or a girl this cute! ☆

[scarletwitchcraft]

Oh, that's so sweet of you! Thank you! You look really adorable, too!

[And that's not a lie! Cierra is always happy to exchange compliments when appropriate, she'd never lie.]

I've never seen a light like this one...what do you think happened with the rest of body? Do you think it was gruesome?

[requiescanteinpace]

Oh no ☆ I hope not! Wouldn't that be creepy~?

[scarletwitchcraft]

Oh, no, I think it would be really cute! What if each part of the doll was made into something else? Then you'd have an entire matching set!

[requiescanteinpace]

Oh, if you think of it like that~ it's like a family!

[scarletwitchcraft]

Right? You could...hmm...maybe you could use an arm to make a fire iron? Oh, or maybe a nice towel rack!

[requiescanteinpace]

Wow, that sounds cute! But what about . . . an armchair?

[scarletwitchcraft]

Oh! I hadn't even thought of that one! It'd be like you were holding someone's hand every time you sat down! I don't think anyone's ever made a chair like that before.

[abnormalsadist]

[Someone's turning on his charm meter]

But it's not as cute as you.

[scarletwitchcraft]

Do you really think so? I'm confident in my own appearance, but take another look at this lamp! There's nothing else like it. It's really a treasure, isn't it~?

[abnormalsadist]

Of course. I'd like to put both of you in my home.

[scarletwitchcraft]

"Put"...? I think you're supposed to invite ladies over, not just put them there.

[she will defend herself with this lamp so help her]

[abnormalsadist]

I guess you can say I'm the possessive type. I'm Shiba.

[scarletwitchcraft]

Well, I can say I've never met anyone who introduced themselves like that. I'm Cierra, the Scarlet Witch. It's nice to meet you.

[hopefully??? otherwise that's the lie on her bingo card, okay]

[abnormalsadist]

And it's very lovely to meet you. [he rests a hand behind his back and leans forward with a bow, reaching out with his free hand in an offer to take hers and probably kiss the back of it]

[scarletwitchcraft]

Oh, this is because it's on the card, isn't it? Hm...do you think I could maybe give you a hug in return?

[Go ahead and smooch away! She'll even remove one of her long gloves to make it easier for him, just to make sure it counts.]

[proficient_in_photoshop]

Ha ha, yes, great. Say, do you have the "punch in the face" card yet? You can take a swing at me.

[scarletwitchcraft]

Huh?

[She looks a little sad to have her lamp brushed aside so easily. :'c But.]

Can you repeat that? I could have sworn you just asked me to punch you in the face.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

I did! It doesn't specify if you need to punch or be punched, and this way it'll be filled out for you.

[scarletwitchcraft]

Would it be alright with you if I asked a question first? I'm not really sure how to put this...

[proficient_in_photoshop]

Sure, go ahead.

[scarletwitchcraft]

Look...being punched in the face isn't your 'thing', is it?

[she's asking if you have a fetish, bro. does this count as a sick burn?]

[proficient_in_photoshop]

I swear it is not. I'm afraid for everyone's life.

[scarletwitchcraft]

Of course, I'm concerned, too, but...there was a man sniffing my hair earlier...

[Should she really hit him?]