Day 1

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ So you've arrived in some kind of horrible game show! You've heard the rules in your dressing room, and now you have free run of the studio. Take a good look around, maybe find yourself a nice hat, grab some grub (the McDonalds half of the buffet has its breakfast menu out!), perhaps try to find an exit (don't worry, there aren't any).

The monitors start off with some cheerful(?) music, followed by a disembodied announcer: ]

Brought to you by McDonalds and KFC and filmed live in front of a dead studio audience, iiiiit's the Newlydead Game!

[ CANNED APPLAUSE as Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders walk onto the set. Ronald begins:]

Hey, kids! Welcome to the show! I'm your pal, Ronald McDonald, and as always we're going to be kicking off the show with a friendly get-to-know-you game for everyone. Check your tablet for details on how to guarantee survival in the first round! Some terms and conditions may apply.

((IMPORTANT STUFF:

❃ Game navigation is here
❃ Be sure to add the murderparty Plurk if you haven't yet, since that's where I'll be announcing things.
❃ I made a Discord chan! You're not obligated to join but it's a nice place to talk about murder
❃ Bingo sheet/turn-in for the weekend minigame
❃ Talk to the hosts here
❃ The role of Colonel Sanders will be taken over by Lady! She doesn't have any modding responsibilities or anything, this is just the shape of our friendship. Because of that I ended up making a separate journal for just Ronald, but the mod journal is still kentucky_mcgiygas
❃ While the voting won't ICly start until day 2 (Monday), I do have the post up and you're free to leave a placeholder at any time))

Comments

[scarletwitchcraft]

Oh, I'd completely forgotten! Well, I don't think you're a pervert anymore, so I think it'd be alright if I punched you now.

[She's not even going to wait? She's just going to go for it? Luckily, her STR stat is pretty low.]

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[asldfja. okay great]

Great... you can probably check to see if that sick burn square is filled too, all things considered.

[scarletwitchcraft]

I hope that didn't hurt too much. ♥

[She looks down at her tablet. Yep, that's two checked off! She's not really doing that great, but...everything at her own pace!]

I wonder why that is. I haven't set any fires yet, so how could I have burned someone?

[proficient_in_photoshop]

Haaah, you have a good swing! Don't worry about it...

[scarletwitchcraft]

Oh, I'm not too worried. You seem like a tough guy, plus you're already worried about me. That's very sweet of you.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

It's normal to be worried at a time like this, miss. I can't believe they dragged kids like you into this.

[scarletwitchcraft]

Oh...you know, I'm twenty years old, sir. I've been living on my own for a while now.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

Are you serious? ... Congratulations on your youth...

[scarletwitchcraft]

Well, I am a witch. Maybe that has something to do with it?

[lies. she totally told a lie. it takes serious effort to stay in shape and appear young!]