Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ A bright new day has dawned, maybe. It's not like you can see the outside world. But the tablets keep diligent track of time, and promptly at 6am they provide something for you: A new immunity challenge. ]

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[proficient_in_photoshop]

[He leans in, mumbling conspiratorially]

Mm hmm... Business is really great right now, in fact~ I'm getting more and more famous.

Most cases aren't the real deal. But my student and employee and ghost are all real. So they handle the real cases, and I handle the ones that can be solved with, you know~ This and that, said with confidence.

[bootyninja]

Ohhh, nice.

[Sets both of his feet on Reigen's knees and leans in so he can also be a conspirator.]

So, they're in on it? The real psychics?

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[knees are better than his general bone zone, he kinda relaxes]

Yeah. Aah, one is just a kid. Just... the best kid. He's so fucking good. I should never have gotten involved in his life, but I put myself in the position of his mentor and, I guess he trusts me, even though he knows I'm fake, so now it's all I can do to try to make it up to him as best I can... shit, Mob's why I can't ever have my own kids, okay, there's no way they'll be as good as Mob.

[bootyninja]

......

[tilts his head back and drinks a large swig of his champagne.]

Ah, that's really cute. It sounds like you're already a dad.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[groans. RED!!]

Shut up... he's so powerful, but he just wants to live normally. All these huge organizations keep pulling him in one direction or another to make him fight, like just because he has power he's responsible for the whole fucking world. He just wants muscles. He wants to impress a girl. That's it! You should have seen him work for the stupid, insignificant track competition, you know, the one they do every year in grade school. He was so serious about it. I've seen that kid melt a kuchisake-onna like she was nothing. But holy shit, that run. HUGE deal.

[bootyninja]

[Grins]

I've got to admit, having muscles is a great way to impress girls.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

Right? He's not wrong! He's sharp! [SHUFFLES FOR HIS PHONE] Look, I have a picture. He seriously makes this face all the time, he's so clueless.

[turns it around and shows him this picture:

]

[bootyninja]

..........ah. I feel like I should comment on the ghosts, but he's really a mega nerd, isn't he?

If you love him you should do something about his hair.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

The ghosts are part of the full effect!! Like, this is who Mob is. This picture.

I can't, he likes it. I don't have the heart to tell him. This is why I can't be a real parent.

[bootyninja]

I've never heard of parents being very helpful at that stuff anyway. Usually you need friends or I guess to read about it. Maybe if it was blue...

[proficient_in_photoshop]

Blue? Hahahah, come on, he's in middle school! You want him to get teased even more than he already is?

[he reaches up to yank a strand of green hair]

You thug Shimada.

[bootyninja]

[grins]

People only tease because they wish they had the guts.

You never dyed your hair in school?

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[he laughs]

You kidding? I wanted to dye it black.

[bootyninja]

Why didn't you?

[I guess this is as good an excuse as any to run his fingers thru Reigen's hair again.]

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[Reigen snorts, and blushes a little, lolling his head a, little bit, into it. good job you got that much]

Um, well... Haah, some shitty kids dyed it for me, so after that, I figured, fuck that.

[bootyninja]

[pet pet idle petting.]

Bullied, huh? Sounds like you got a lot of that. Should've tried being a ninja.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

Um, your family tries to kill you. Maybe you should try running and living for yourself. I'd totally let you hide out in my nobody's apartment if there wasn't, time crap.

[bootyninja]

[siiiighs, tugs lightly on Reigen's hair.]

Yeah? What a nice guy. I'm not really hurting for beds I can stay in, though. But if my family is thinking of killing me that would go badly for my friends. Maybe I should just kill them first.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[=( stares earnestly at him???]

That sounds... like it would be extremely stressful. For you. That sounds unhealthy.

[bootyninja]

[His eyes widen slightly, and he smiles, and drinks more of his champagne before setting down the bottle and pushing off the bar, settling himself gently across Reigen's lap.]

Luckily, I'm basically a pro at relieving stress.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[SHFHFNDFLHGN puts his hands on Genji's legs??]

O-oi. Come on. Why're you doing this. Why can't this be a regular bar. I'm so tired! I'm going to throw up from stress all over you and you're, the hottest guy who's ever hit on me, even if you're just, bored and avoiding your problems. I still appreciate it!! You're changing the subject though, I'm worried about you!!

[bootyninja]

[Gently fits his hand under Reigen's jaw and presses his thumb across his lips.]

Shhh....

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/!?!??]

You can't shhh, don't shh. What the hell, you delinquent.

[bootyninja]

Shut up, salaryman. [keeps his thumb where it is.] Just breathe. Before you throw up all over the hottest guy to ever hit on you.

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[stares deadpan up at him. He does at least, breathe.]

Don't ignore me when you're sitting on me... I'm serious, it's no good.