Ugh. I guess there's no point in denying it now, even if you've somehow missed all the media coverage.

But they've got a few details wrong, because they're trying to make me look worse!

I didn't kill anyone. My hands are clean! All I'm guilty of is paying a fat stack of dough to get some seriously shitty person out of my life. And the kidnapping wasn't my idea, so I'm blameless in that.