Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[guardthis]

Deal.

[Can his competitiveness overpower his sense of shame? It might. Gorix makes his way to the nearest table and makes his way up, making the biggest effort not to think too hard about what he's doing.]

[When it's time to Do The Deed, however...]

....g....g..ggg...go........

[he's doing his best]

one-off threadjack

[keybroad]

[Lotus several feet away with a shit eating grin]

Go? Whatever it is, go for it.

[jinglebros]

You can do it. I believe in you!

[ Santa is wearing a twin grin. ]

[guardthis]

gggg.....gggo-

[He stops for a moment and takes a deep breath. He looks at his small audience for a second, and then closes his eyes, trying to ignore them. There's one way to do this that he can think of.]

[He stays quiet for a few seconds, and then, with no previous warning-]

GODDAMNMIT!

[jinglebros]

[ CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!! SANTA IS HONESTLY IMPRESSED. ]

[guardthis]

[He climbs down from the table looking smug and feeling like he's accomplished something.]

Huh, that actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

[...so he says, but he's desperately hoping that's the last of this he'll have to do.]

[jinglebros]

You look smug. You should feel smug. Now feel even more smug and give me the best dare ever.

[guardthis]

[He thinks about it for a moment.]

Okay, I dare you not to swear for ten minutes.

[jinglebros]

Ewwwww, gross. Non swearing cooties.

Okay, fine.

[guardthis]

[He laughs.] If I get dared into swearing, you need to experience the opposite.

Okay, I'll answer a truth now.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa really, really wants to swear around this guy, so it's hard not to. His fingers twitch. ]

Where are you from?

[guardthis]

Virtupets Space Station. [That's neither the strictly correct answer nor the one he was likely looking for, but he doesn't feel like explaining Neopia right now.]

[He notices his uneasiness. Good. Hopefully it feels as weird as swearing did for him.]

Truth or dare?

[jinglebros]

Dare.

[guardthis]

Hmm... Do as many pushups as you can in thirty seconds?

[jinglebros]

Ugh, physical shit.

[ Santa doesn't like this idea, but whatever. He drops. ]

Start counting.

[ And off he goes! Pretty quick, too. ]