Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[keybroad]

[Lotus several feet away with a shit eating grin]

Go? Whatever it is, go for it.

[jinglebros]

You can do it. I believe in you!

[ Santa is wearing a twin grin. ]

[guardthis]

gggg.....gggo-

[He stops for a moment and takes a deep breath. He looks at his small audience for a second, and then closes his eyes, trying to ignore them. There's one way to do this that he can think of.]

[He stays quiet for a few seconds, and then, with no previous warning-]

GODDAMNMIT!

[jinglebros]

[ CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!! SANTA IS HONESTLY IMPRESSED. ]

[guardthis]

[He climbs down from the table looking smug and feeling like he's accomplished something.]

Huh, that actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

[...so he says, but he's desperately hoping that's the last of this he'll have to do.]

[jinglebros]

You look smug. You should feel smug. Now feel even more smug and give me the best dare ever.

[guardthis]

[He thinks about it for a moment.]

Okay, I dare you not to swear for ten minutes.

[jinglebros]

Ewwwww, gross. Non swearing cooties.

Okay, fine.

[guardthis]

[He laughs.] If I get dared into swearing, you need to experience the opposite.

Okay, I'll answer a truth now.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa really, really wants to swear around this guy, so it's hard not to. His fingers twitch. ]

Where are you from?

[guardthis]

Virtupets Space Station. [That's neither the strictly correct answer nor the one he was likely looking for, but he doesn't feel like explaining Neopia right now.]

[He notices his uneasiness. Good. Hopefully it feels as weird as swearing did for him.]

Truth or dare?

[jinglebros]

Dare.

[guardthis]

Hmm... Do as many pushups as you can in thirty seconds?

[jinglebros]

Ugh, physical shit.

[ Santa doesn't like this idea, but whatever. He drops. ]

Start counting.

[ And off he goes! Pretty quick, too. ]