Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[jinglebros]

Fuck yeah, let me in on that. Just don't make it a naked funyarinpa.

[unexpectedboner]

Funyarinpa wears what it wants. Neither you nor I has the right to tell it what to do.

[jinglebros]

I forgot you were like this. I'm shocked you haven't started a church to it yet.

[unexpectedboner]

...Now, that's an idea. I bet you could make a lot of money from something like that.

[jinglebros]

Start a prayer in its name at midnight. Then when the people who pray get more votes, you've got it made.

[unexpectedboner]

I don't know if the funyarinpa condones profits it doesn't get a cut of, though. Spiritual stuff is hard.

...Anyway, what do you want? A Ronald to match the King?

[jinglebros]

Fuck no. Ronald is a creepy little shit. I told you, funyarinpa is fine. Or don't you think you have a good enough hand to draw your deity?

[unexpectedboner]

Don't insult me! I'm sober, even. Now, take your shirt off so I can find a good place.

[jinglebros]

You did do a good job on the King while non sober. I guess I should leave your skills alone.

[ Santa whips off the shirt. He's got several tattoos already but they're mostly on his back and right arm. ]

[unexpectedboner]

You definitely sh...

[frowns what the shit is going on back here oh wow]

Oh wow.

[jinglebros]

...

What are you oh wowing about?

[ Clueless Santa is completely clueless. ]

[unexpectedboner]

...Nnn, I got this. Here, okay?

[traces a section over his shoulder near the dd, what better place for a naked funyarinpa?]

[jinglebros]

[ Super suspicious but not sure how to press. ]

Yeah, okay. Just don't pretend to draw funyarinpa and actually draw a dickbutt or something.

[ He really is clueless. ]

[unexpectedboner]

How rude! Would I do something like that?

[...............regardless, he gets started on a stunning funyarinpa]

[jinglebros]

You sure as hell would.

[ Santa grits his teeth against the pain and glares heatedly at the ground. HIGH PAIN TOLERANCE IS A GO. ]

My sister have you tattoo anything yet?

[unexpectedboner]

Not yet... I don't know how I feel about it, anyway.

[jinglebros]

Don't do it if you can help it. She's sick today. It'd be a bad idea.

[unexpectedboner]

--Sick?

[jinglebros]

Fever. She gets them sometimes.

[ Santa's frowning like he isn't quite sure this conversation is one they're supposed to be having. ]

Don't you remember?

[unexpectedboner]

I do, but... I didn't expect it here.

[jinglebros]

I'm pretty sure it's just a cold. Still, the timing...

[ Santa exhales a frustrated breath. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Ngh... Has she taken any medicine?

[jinglebros]

Aspirin, but I think she drank it down with some alcohol. Best choice, amirite.

How you doing back there?

[unexpectedboner]

[bad choices why]

...It's coming along pretty well. Just a bit more over here so it can properly look at your--uh, other tattoos.

[jinglebros]

Yeah, okay.

[ Pauses over that for a second. ]

...

Anyway, I think she's getting a complex. She kept saying she 'can't fail being useful' this round.