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Day 3

[ A bright new day has dawned, maybe. It's not like you can see the outside world. But the tablets keep diligent track of time, and promptly at 6am they provide something for you: A new immunity challenge. ]

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The Colonel is finally thinking of making an honest clown out of Ronald! So for today's challenge, we'd like you to design a logo for a combination McDonalds and KFC!

[ Characters will be provided with whatever art supplies they like in their dressing rooms and will find a paint program installed on their tablet. Deposit submissions here by 6pm PST on Sunday. I'll poll my timeline or something to decide which one is the best and then announce the results whenever I get the day 4 post up on Monday. ]

yes it looks like I just opened up MS Paint because that's precisely what I did

This is one of Reigen's rarest special moves, where he uses his college degree.

[Erika knows she can't top Arataka's entry with artistic skill alone.]

[So, Erika gets a canvas, a calligraphy brush, a well to hold ink, and a sewing needle.]

[--the sewing needle is needed to puncture her flesh until it bleeds enough liquid into that well.]

[Erika is drawing her submission with her own blood. Varying levels of thickness for the brighter vs. darker reds.]

Edited 2017-03-04 12:49 (UTC)

Edited 2017-03-04 15:02 (UTC)

[is that actual blood? it's actual blood]

[I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ACCESS TO PAINT SO I'M JUST DESCRIBING THIS WITH WORDS, SUCK IT

Dave's entry is a full comic page in his iconic art style. In the first panel, the Colonel and Ron are facing each other, Ron wielding fries, the Colonel wielding drumsticks. Their stiff, unproportional arms are raised, toward their opposite's open mouth, stuffing it with their iconic foodstuffs. There is a single fry hoovering in the Colonel's gaping maw, unsupported. Then two. Then three. each panel is identical to the one before it, just with more food, sometimes with the figures further or closer apart. The first drumstick is placed fat-end first, enough to fill Ron's mouth, and yet still more are added. The impossibility of them all jutting out of Ron's mouth, a geiser of fried chicken meat, is similar and yet opposite to the impossibility of the slender fries suspended, unsupported, in the mostly empty space of the Colonel's open mouth.

Each icon has their motto displayed above their head in uncaptialized comic sans: " i'm loveing it / finger lickin good" but like the images below it, the phrases are slowly transmogrified as the panels progress.

i'm loeving it / finjer lickin good
i'm loveng it / fnger lickiung good
i'm lovimg it / fnger lickdn god
i'm loving it / finger lookiugn good
i'm loving it / fingir ljcken goood
i'm loveing it / finger lickin gd

The last panel is two images straight-up ripped off from the internet, the The Hamburger making whatever the fuck this expression is, gazing at the Burger King

It is titled "a lov story"

Reading it kind of makes you feel like you're watching a Werner Herzog Documentary]

Edited 2017-03-05 22:18 (UTC)