ROUND 2 - DAY 1

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ So, you've been kidnapped by murderous fast food mascots! What next? Well, once the rules and your potential prizes have been explained to you, you can leave your dressing room and have free reign of the studio. ]

[ Shortly, the monitors and the tablets that have been given to you play some lively(?) music, and the voice of a disembodied announcer kicks in: ]

Brought to you by McDonalds and Burger King, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's the Newlydead Game!

[ CANNED APPLAUSE as Ronald Mcdonald and the Burger King walk onto the set. Ronald begins: ]

Hey, kids! Welcome to the show! I'm your pal, Ronald McDonald, and as always we're going to be kicking off the show with a friendly get-to-know-you game for everyone. Check your tablet for a good way to help you survive in the first round! Some terms and conditions may apply.

[ The King simply stares. He is watching you. He is always watching. ]

((Icebreaker bingo!
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Comments

[unexpectedboner]

[who isn't here who he knows at this point? just gives a wave]

I bet you could run it over with a tank and it'd either be fine or explode.

[keybroad]

[Points at him, nodding.]

You know your stuff. I know there's a reason we make you do all the puzzles.

[Frowning.]

Just how many of us are here? Is there anyone keeping Ace from crawling out of that car?

[unexpectedboner]

...I didn't even think about that. But the trunk's locked pretty tight, right?

[keybroad]

Yeah... the tape seemed pretty secure too...

Then we'd have the opposite problem.

[unexpectedboner]

He's got us locked up in here. But it seems like there's a way to get out safe, right? There has to be...

[keybroad]

I mean, I did hear from one guy that they killed some people who tried to escape in the past. But at least there are no bombs in our stomachs so that's good.

[unexpectedboner]

You realize how low our standards are now that not having a bomb in our guts counts as "good."

[sigh]

You have any of these left to knock out? It's dumb, but I'd rather not take the chance of ignoring it.

[keybroad]

[Sigh.]

Your parents were right to name you Jumpei because I'd really like to Jump-straight into bed with you.

[unexpectedboner]

[chokes]

Bzuh?

[keybroad]

Pick-up line. [Blink, blink.] Let's be clear, I don't want to do that.

[unexpectedboner]

I-- I'm a perfectly good person to sleep with, I don't fart in bed or anything!

[keybroad]

Isn't there someone else you want to sleep with way more? I'm not being the other woman.

[unexpectedboner]

Well, yeah, but... What's that got to do with anything? It's not like we'd really like...do it. You've got like twenty kids.

[keybroad]

Wait. You mean you actually want to literally sleep in the same bed to prevent each other from getting stabbed to death in the night or whatever?

Not afraid I'll smother you in your sleep for saying I have that many kids? Look at this lack of stretch marks!

[unexpectedboner]

I'm not saying you didn't do a good job getting back to your pre-pregnancy body, 'cause you did! A+ work. But we probably aren't gonna get stabbed overnight either...I hope? Still, it'd be nice to know where everyone's planning on staying, just for logistical reasons.

[keybroad]

OH!

[Loudly, for the benefit of a microphone] My current intention is to sleep in the sci-fi set room with Jumpei but in a separate bed.

[unexpectedboner]

[jumps a bit]

Th-thanks? ...And yeah, that seems like a decent place.

[keybroad]

It seems nice and calming with the cool colors. I don't know how I'll sleep with this red and yellow clown demon smiling at me everywhere.