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Jun. 2nd, 2017 06:29 pm
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[A wall panel in the green room slides out of view, revealing an elevator. Get in it and it will take you down to the hotel (description here), where your fellow contestants - alive and ghostly - await.

You may spend as long as you want here, ordering up as much room service as you like, but when you're read to go home, you'll find that one floor (new to the current hotel occupants) has nothing but doors with your names on them. Exit, and you'll show up exactly where you were when you left.]

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[ It's that time again! It looks like the food fight is over; Ronald, the King, and the chihuahua are all together on set, cordially sipping some fountain drinks. Ronald takes the lead: ]

Wow! This is a first in the history of the Newlydead Game: A game over before the stabbing round! Let's take a look at those numbers!

Corrin: 2
Junpei: 2
Simon: 2
Zelda: 2

June: Hotel pass (had a hotel pass blocker but it was stolen, whoops)
Kyrie: Hotel pass + 1

Rosa: 1
Santa: 1
Ib: 1
Rhys: 1
Rohan: 1

Mary: 0
Ronove: 0
Eva: 0


That makes Rosa, Santa, Ib, Rhys, and Rohan our final five! Everybody give them a hand!

That marks the end of the game, but first! Mary, Ronove, Eva... come on down.
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[Several exciting developments!]

[Link, Frank Reynolds, Gorix, and Ene are back! ...Well, their corpses are back. They can be found in the kitchen. Looks like someone's been playing dress-up with Link, he's propped up against the wall and wearing a Mario costume! He even has a mustache scribbled on his face with marker. Frank Reynolds is stuffed into a trash can, and also is on fire. Someone might want to put him out. Gorix is rolled up in a frying pan on the stove. Ene's robot body is in chunks strewn all over the kitchen; in the fridge and freezer, ovens, drawers, all over the floor and tables... maybe you'll find an eyeball here, a hand there, etc...]

[Dennis, Mac, and Mari have just died. It seems they've all recently taken drinks from the same liquor bottle at the bar...]

[Ronove has gone missing, but is still listed as "active" on the status. Mysterious!]

[The chihuahua comes forward to make announcements:]

Señoras y señores, I gave out two hotel passes. I liked two bids so much I wagged my tail. But it seems one pass-holder has died, so I've given their pass to another non-voter.

Also. There's a new mechanic that will block someone from going to the hotel via pass. Two of these are currently in play. Now enjoy your tacos.


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Santa: 2
Kyrie: 2
Rosa: 2
Zelda: 2
Corrin: 1
Mary: 1
Rohan: 1
Ronove: 1
Junpei: 1
Everybody else: 0


[Anyone that took the truth serum immediately should be losing the effects now. But if they took it later, it will linger until 48 hours are up.]

((Quick update: hotel pass bids now have a deadline, 6 PST tomorrow night (the 30th).))


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[ ARE YOU RAN RAN READY? Because this announcement is a big one! ]


Clover: 2
Niles: 2
Lotus: Hotel pass
Snake: Hotel pass… times two! There was an extra one floating around, but now there are no longer any in play.

Charlie: 0
Dee: 0
Ene: 0


That's one big group! Everybody come on down and say hello!
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[ ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! ]

Good evening, Burgers and Mcnuggets! Today we have something special: Two hotel passes for the price of one! Yes, these bids were so good, we couldn't choose between them, so we've decided you can have them both!

First up, witness the amazing, the shocking, the most-likely-death-defying Ene as she completes a grand act you'd never have thought possible! Will she go through with the most agonizing torture her own mind could concoct? Head to the theater to find out!

[ CANNED APPLAUSE ]
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Simon: 4 3
Kyrie: 3
Niles: 3
Lotus: 2
Mari: 2
Corrin: 1
June: 1
Rhys: 1
Rohan: 1
Ronove: 1
Rosa: 1
Dennis: 1
Eva: 1
Everybody else: 0


[ Anyone on a "date" can order special food and a gift, like flowers or an item of jewelry. That's a good consolation prize for this terrible vote distribution, right? Sure it is. ]


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ICly, this game is played on your tablet, and can only be activated when you're alone in your dressing room. You can play vocally or text-based, but either way they come out on the other end as pure text and/or read by a computerized voice.

FIRST DAY (until 7:00PM PST tomorrow; an extra day since I got it up late):

ETA NAH LET'S EXTEND IT INTO THE NIGHT. Second half is just reveals anyway! I'll get it around noonish tomorrow.

🍔  Make a toplevel for your character, starting off with some kind of open-ended question. Your tablet provides some example questions, and you are free to steal one or invent your own.

🍔  Everyone else replies to the toplevel anonymously! Lying, kissing ass, or pretending to be someone else are allowed and frankly ENCOURAGED.

🍔  While there are no hard rules against any sort of questions, for the part of the questioner, trying to suss out identities goes against the principle of the thing and will be looked upon harshly by Ronald and the King. This is a dating game, so relax and try to find your perfect romantic match!

🍔  After someone replies, the questioner can ask up to three more questions to each anon. Anons, stay in your threads.

SECOND DAY (until 6:00PM PST Sunday)

🍔  I'll make a new thread, where everybody can announce which of their anons they would most want to date!

🍔  Winning anon, reveal yourself!

🍔  You don't actually have to go on a date (it will not count against you), but if you'd like to, a ~romantic, off-menu dinner~ will be provided

Day 9

May. 19th, 2017 06:49 pm
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[ The wall that once led to the jungle set opens up again. However, it now leads to… well… it's a hospital ward of sorts. Whether you actually want to use it is up to you, but the first person to head in there will find a box containing a first aid kit with extra bandages and ointment sitting on one of the bunks. ]

[ The tablets are also offering every player in the game a chance to choose a Blu-Ray or boxset from their homeworld (or a similar one). Once selected, it will be delivered to your dressing room. ]

[ And of course there's a new game! ]

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[ Cheerful music heralds the voting results! ]


Sophie: 0
Katou : 0
Aku: Hotel pass
Everyone else: 1


Sophie, Katou, and Aku, head on down!

[ You know the drill! ]

Day 8

May. 15th, 2017 09:00 am
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[ Ronald McDonald certainly seems excited today. ]

Hey, great job! The show was a big hit, and everybody did their best yesterday, or at least were entertaining about doing their worst! I'm lovin' it, so why don't you all go ahead and have a vote?

VOTE DISTRIBUTION:

Aku: 0
Ronove: 0
Sophie: 0

Everybody else: 1 each


…except those three!

However! For Aku, Ronove, and Sophie, you do have a second chance! An encore, if you will! I will offer a Hotel Pass to one of the three of you. A Hotel Pass can be played instead of a vote, and can be used on any player in the game, including yourself, to be sent directly to the hotel. It can be saved for later voting cycles, but can't be used after the votes have been calculated. No takes-backsies, kids!

Zero voters, check your tablets for more information!

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[ Are you ready to give the performance of a lifetime? No? Too bad. ]
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Voting results!

Frank: 0
Gorix: 0

Everyone else: 1


Trashman and cockroach, come on dooown!

[The trap doors open up beneath them.]
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Santa: 2
Zelda: 2
Link: 2
Junpei: 2
Niles: 2
Snake: 2

Rosa Ushiromiya: 1
Ronove: 1
Rohan Kishibe: 1
Corrin: 1
Nijimura Okuyasu: 1
Ene: 1
Lotus: 1
Kyrie Ushiromiya: 1
June: 1
Mari Ohara: 1
Ronald McDonald: 1
Mary: 1
Clover: 1
Rhys: 1
Dee Reynolds: 1
Dennis Reynolds: 1
Yue Katou: 1

Eva Ushiromiya, Ib, and Simon Keyes did not receive any votes; however, they will find kits in their dressing rooms containing mild, unscented soaps and lotions, sterlie bandages for wrapping, and pamphlets describing tattoo aftercare.

Sophie, Aku, Charlie Kelly, Frank Reynolds, and Gorix get nothing.


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Day 5

May. 5th, 2017 06:02 pm
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[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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Voting results

Natsuhi: 2
Everyone else: 1


That's what we're going with? Really?

[ Ronald sighs, disappointed. ]

Okay, okay... send her on down.

[ A trap door opens beneath Natsuhi, chuting her to the stage. ]
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[ The results of the game are posted at midnight: ]


Santa: 4

Kyrie Ushiromiya: 3

Corrin: 2
Zelda: 2

Rosa Ushiromiya: 1
June: 1
Clover: 1
Eva Ushiromiya: 1
Junpei: 1
Lotus: 1
Mari Ohara: 1
Natsuhi Ushiromiya: 1
Okuyasu Nijimura: 1
Rohan Kishibe: 1
Simon Keyes: 1
Charlie Kelly: 1
Dee Reynolds: 1
Dennis Reynolds: 1
Ene: 1
Ib: 1
Mary: 1 2
Niles: 1
Rhys: 1
Ronald McDonald: 1
Ronove: 1
Sophie: 1
Yoshikage Kira: 1

Aku: 0
Frank Gallagher: 0
Frank Reynolds: 0
Gorix: 0
Josefumi Kujo: 0
Link: 0
Snake: 0
Yue Katou: 0

TOTAL: 34 votes for 35 33 contestants
Don't forget, you can't vote for the same person twice in a row!


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[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[ At midnight, the tablets burst to life, displaying the following results: ]

Everyone had one vote, with the following exceptions:
Emily: 3
Charlie: 2
Ayato: 0

Emily and Ayato, come on down!


[ The TV screens start playing music as trap doors open beneath Emily and Ayato, sending them sliding down long chutes that drop them onto the main set, where Ronald and the King are waiting. ]
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[ Around lunchtime, the tablets and screens located all around the studio turn on, in the way that they always do when the mascots have something to announce. Unusually, however, there is no music, no fanfare; the camera is out of focus, and Ronald doesn’t even seem to be looking at it. Instead, he's turned to King, ]

—supposed to be 40! What the McFuck are you doing? Can you even count?

[ The King stares. ]

You gave out 41! The Colonel would never screw up like that!

[ The King stares. ]

And what's this, "Quarter Pounder or Whopper" garbage? Those aren't equivalent burgers, you fake-grill-line-adding piece of shit! I'd better not see this referencing this in your next ad campaign!

[ The King offers a Whopper. Ronald McDonald smacks it out of his hand. He starts to yell again, but cuts himself off, turning his head toward the camera. ]

—Are we rolling!? Grimace, kill the feed!

[ The screens switch off. ]

((lol I goofed, there are actually 41 votes to go around.

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