Round 3 - Day 7 Minigame

[murderstars]

 [ BEEP BEEP SO YOU THINK IT'S TIME FOR A MINIGAME. NOT QUITE YET. FIRST THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING TO THE TABLETS. MORE LIKE TO THE ROSTERS. EVERY SINGLE TABLET IS DISPLAYING THE ROSTERS AND SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

NAMES ARE MOVING AROUND.

MORE SPECIFICALLY, TEAM F.

WHAT'S... HAPPENING... ]



[ TEAM F DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE?

TEAM C SUDDENLY HAS A FEW NEW MEMBERS?

CHECK IT? ]

[ Suddenly, Mayhem on the screens! He opens his mouth for a speech. ]

I am the raccoon cleaning your garbage team from the rankings. I  -- 

[ FLO SMACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD. ]

 -- am going to shut up now, thank you. It's been decided that Team F is performing rather poorly, and with the low numbers of C, we're taking advantage of the chance to dilute the pool. Let's hope that this leads to a new, better horizon for everyone involved.

[ Claps her hands! ]

Now, moving forward! Today, we're feeling musically inclined, so it's time to battle things out... with our instruments! Yes, a good old Battle of the Bands. Take the chance to perform your hearts out, because who knows the next chance you'll get to express yourself

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[manuscripture]

[ Plucking at the strings. ]

It'll cost you.

[jinglebros]

Why am I afraid of whatever follows after this?

[manuscripture]

Just some questions.

[ He strums along on the down beat, putting a mocking, sing-song waver in his voice for emphasis. ]

What ♫the fuck~♫ happened while I was ♫quarantined...?♫

[jinglebros]

Hannah went bonkers and tried to eat Simon's dog and I guess ate a piece of his arm instead.

[ aoi is really good at putting this in a sensitive way ]

[manuscripture]

♫Since when does Simon have a dog?♫

♫What happened to poor~poor~long-suffering Money?♫

[jinglebros]

He's had one this whole time around. Him and Money broke up, or so is how he puts it.

I'm not asking, either.

this is so stupid

[manuscripture]

♫Did Money leave him for another maaaaa~aaan?♫

[jinglebros]

[ trying not to crack up, dammit ]

As far as I can tell, they got tired of each others' shit.

A tale as old as time.

[manuscripture]

Holy shit. I've got it.

[ FOREBODING, DARK STRUMMING. ]

♫Alas, Poor Simon, he never knew that the monkey had, had enough. He fled the circus to join a badly-dressed mime in the West.♫

♫Money does as Money wants; he needs no Jester to bind him. Simon tried and failed to fill the void, but without Money he was tragically Disarmed.♫

[jinglebros]

Holy shit.

[ Cracking up. ]

You're an ass, that was amazing.

[manuscripture]

[ He props his guitar on his knee. ]

I think I might have something going here. I could be the next Johnny Cash.

[jinglebros]

You'll be discovered through your performance. Soon you'll be rolling in even more of the dough.

[manuscripture]

Ah yes, and I will have women lining up out the door.

[jinglebros]

And if I know you well enough, all you'll want is a nap.

[manuscripture]

[ STRUM. ]

And my next song will be entitled Rohan's Lament (Longing For Eternal Sleep But Not That Kind).

[jinglebros]

I should hire you for my theme song.

[manuscripture]

And what would you call it?

[jinglebros]

Getting Stabbed In More Ways Than One: Santa's Journey Through Deadly Games.

[manuscripture]

I could turn that into an actual performance piece. Do you think we will get a challenge that involves recreating Broadway Musicals of the 1940's?

I digress. What are your plans for this game? We had some tough acts last time. It's a shame the idol girl went to the hotel. The last one was the clear winner with her band of merry minstrels.

[jinglebros]

Did you know singing is my job now? I'm pretty confident in the challenge this time, I've gotten a lot of practice in that shit since last time around.

I'm teaming with Corrin, I don't know about otherwise. What are you doing?

[manuscripture]

Miss Azura has the most elegant aesthetic of anyone in the game. She is the deadringer for a stunning musician. Engarde needs all the help he can get.

[ annnd it's best to keep some people in eyeshot. ]

The hodgepodge team arrangement works out for all of the blows we've taken. Lotus managed our trio last time. I can take a page from her book.

[jinglebros]

Azura keeps our army inspired back home just with the fact she's so pretty, even before putting her voice into it. You're definitely grabbing the biggest asset around here.

[manuscripture]

Oh, she's gorgeous. I haven't seen a woman so beautiful in my entire life.

I'm glad to hear glowing reviews.

[jinglebros]

try telling her that, though. She gets very confused.

[manuscripture]

Oh, I'll tell her~

So if you're running with Corrin, I assume that Niles is joining you too? That'll be a spectacle.