TNDG 4 - ENDGAME

[the_macdonald]

[So you're at the Halloween dance, and maybe you're fighting robots or each other, or maybe you were just hanging out and eating pizza? Either way, there's a new door in the building... or maybe one you simply didn't notice before? It opens, and inside there is a well-lit TV stage, upon which there are several freestanding doors with names of all the surviving participants. A monitor in the corner displays the face of Ronald McDonald.]

All right, kids! Game's over! Thanks to all your tomfoolery, our sponsors pulled out, and we can't even afford prizes. Get on out of here, you little shits!

((Here's your endgame post! The doors will drop off each person where they were kidnapped (or will drop someone else where the person whose name is listed was kidnapped). Say goodbye, yell at the hosts, go back and bob for apples?))

Comments

[afailedmurder]

No way. What's the point if they can't see my face?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

No comment. But sure, you could always give out fliers or tissues at the corner, that's plenty of face time.

[afailedmurder]

[chuckles a little]

Hell no.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

You're a hard man to please. What are you going to do with yourself?

[afailedmurder]

Honestly, I don't know. I've made some big mistakes.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

No surprises there. You'll have to decide whether you want to apologize, or make them apologize.

[afailedmurder]

That's not a bad place to start, although I'm sorry to say it's going to have to be me doing most of the apologizing.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Then you'll know not to make such a mistake in the future. Next time plan better so you can get away without having to express penitence. But if you can keep up your face for long enough, there should be enough saps happy to give you a second chance.

[afailedmurder]

[chuckles]

Has anyone ever told you that you talk like a villain? It's a little charming, though.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

...That's certainly something to hear from you.

[but also, yes]

[afailedmurder]

Being a villain and sounding like one are two different things, wouldn't you say?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

They often leave you in the same situation, bothered by a bunch of goodie-goodies.

[afailedmurder]

Is that so? But they don't seem to be bothering you.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Just because I possess the ability for civil conversation when necessary doesn't mean I am not "bothered". Either way, if you are so excited by the prospect, perhaps you should try adding some variety to your villainy, as it were.

[afailedmurder]

Is that so? I don't suppose you'd have any recommendations.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Personally, I prefer more grandiose actions, but I doubt you'd have the resources for them. You seem a little too eager to be successfully standoffish, so I don't see you being all that great at keeping secrets, either. Perhaps a long con befriending someone.