Day 4 Voting Results

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ It's that time again! The votes are in! ]

Matt Murdock: 13
Matt Engarde: 7
Furudo Erika: 2
Dazai Osamu: 1
Simon Blackquill: 1
Non-voters: 4

Matts, come on doooown!

[ The Matts are chuted out of the main area, as is IV. Unlike Matt and Matt, IV does not reappear on set with Ronald McDonald and... wait, is that the Burger King? ]

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[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Ronald turns first to Matt Murdock. ]

Walk straight forward and you'll find a door. That's the way to the hotel. Thanks for playing!

[ The King stares at Matt Engarde. ]

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

NO NO NO No No no no NO nO NO NO no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Claws his own face into a bloody mess before The King can even do anything to him.]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[The King steps forward, saying nothing.]

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

[Backs up as far as he can go, shaking like a leaf.]

I'll go back to prison, okay??? Forget the 20 years, I'll go in for life! I don't mind! Just STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[Burger King peels off his mask, to reveal...]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

[SCREAMS]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[Who could ever scream at this harmless, unassuming old man?]

Mr. Engarde. It's been some time.

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

De Killer!!!

[Falls to his knees. Time to beg like a big coward.]

Please! I'll do anything! Anything you want, just don't kill me!!! I'm REALLY sorry about the tape, believe me!

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[He isn't hearing excuses. Blink and you might miss the flash of De Killer's blade as he slashes it, cleanly and efficiently, across Matt's throat.]

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

[Tries to scream again, but just sort of gurgles as he falls over, pouring blood.]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[De Killer stares down, satisfied with what he has wrought.

Then he reaches up to his face and begins to pull...]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[And ripping off the mask of Shelly De Killer, as well as all of his clothes, reveals himself to be none other than Colonel Sanders!]

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

[As his vision fades, staring up from the floor and drowning in his own blood, the last thing Matt sees is Colonel Sander's 100% white meat cock.]

[ghettobatman]

The hotel?

[the_macdonald]

Enjoy your time in our luxury suite as you wait for the game to finish!

[ghettobatman]

I'd like to negotiate that. Is the sole way to get into the suite by votes?

[the_macdonald]

It's the sole way to get there alive!

[ghettobatman]

I can't offer my spot to someone else-- and have them go to the suite, unharmed?

[the_macdonald]

Why would we have a lame rule like that?

[ghettobatman]

Consider it this way: an unwilling participant wouldn't make for good entertainment, unlike a willing participant.

[the_macdonald]

Consider it this way: Go through that door or I'll fillet you like a fish.

[ghettobatman]

[MCFILLET U MEAN]

All right.

[BUT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF HIM!!!!]

[weeabird]

[ Once the murder and such are dealt with, Simon retreats back to the children's show set for a Steel Samurai marathon. ]