Day 4 Voting Results

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ It's that time again! The votes are in! ]

Matt Murdock: 13
Matt Engarde: 7
Furudo Erika: 2
Dazai Osamu: 1
Simon Blackquill: 1
Non-voters: 4

Matts, come on doooown!

[ The Matts are chuted out of the main area, as is IV. Unlike Matt and Matt, IV does not reappear on set with Ronald McDonald and... wait, is that the Burger King? ]

Comments

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

De Killer!!!

[Falls to his knees. Time to beg like a big coward.]

Please! I'll do anything! Anything you want, just don't kill me!!! I'm REALLY sorry about the tape, believe me!

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[He isn't hearing excuses. Blink and you might miss the flash of De Killer's blade as he slashes it, cleanly and efficiently, across Matt's throat.]

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

[Tries to scream again, but just sort of gurgles as he falls over, pouring blood.]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[De Killer stares down, satisfied with what he has wrought.

Then he reaches up to his face and begins to pull...]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[And ripping off the mask of Shelly De Killer, as well as all of his clothes, reveals himself to be none other than Colonel Sanders!]

[damnjuanhessohotrightnow]

[As his vision fades, staring up from the floor and drowning in his own blood, the last thing Matt sees is Colonel Sander's 100% white meat cock.]