Day 2, continued

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Around lunchtime, the tablets and screens located all around the studio turn on, in the way that they always do when the mascots have something to announce. Unusually, however, there is no music, no fanfare; the camera is out of focus, and Ronald doesn’t even seem to be looking at it. Instead, he's turned to King, ]

—supposed to be 40! What the McFuck are you doing? Can you even count?

[ The King stares. ]

You gave out 41! The Colonel would never screw up like that!

[ The King stares. ]

And what's this, "Quarter Pounder or Whopper" garbage? Those aren't equivalent burgers, you fake-grill-line-adding piece of shit! I'd better not see this referencing this in your next ad campaign!

[ The King offers a Whopper. Ronald McDonald smacks it out of his hand. He starts to yell again, but cuts himself off, turning his head toward the camera. ]

—Are we rolling!? Grimace, kill the feed!

[ The screens switch off. ]

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Comments

[keybroad]

I miss eating things with chopsticks and not watching half its mass drop off as grease...

[meatitfeedson]

Right? I've been pressing everything between napkins until they're practically mush. But at least it gets the bulk of the grease out. Even so, I'll have to find a gym after this...

[keybroad]

You read my mind! I've been thinking this whole time, when the hell am I going to burn off all these [gestures at the sweets] calories. We should look together, for a good place to exercise.

[ranked27]

The place I come from is rather calm and affluent. I used to live there until I was brought into my actual job, and although I like the place that was my home, I prefer my actual employment.

[It's better to be summoned and placed onto service than not summoned at all]

[meatitfeedson]

That would be helpful, group motivation! I feel so lethargic here.

[refusedtoleave]

It's good to like what you do.

What do you do exactly? You're too well spoken to be a laborer.

[ranked27]

I'm the head of servants for my employer -- the butler, in other words.

[He knows very well what he's saying. Just in case, he slightly turns his body to try to hide the One-Winged Eagle from Natsuhi's sight]

My duties also include cooking and aiding to entertain guests. It wouldn't be a stretch to say my housekeeping and baking skills are very coveted.

[rowboats]

[ why be thug life when you can be hug life, etc etc ]

...do you really think so?

[rowboats]

I found these in the prop room.

[ a nod.

So. Yes, apparently. ]

[rowboats]

Mmm. He's the mascot for a fast-food restaurant. Sometimes he's on TV.

[golden_dream]

It's fun to play dress-up... but sunglasses are usually for outside, okay? Be careful.

[rowboats]

[ ....? Ib pulls down the glasses enough to at least reveal her eyes. ]

Why?

[golden_dream]

It's darker inside... and when you wear sunglasses it makes it even more dark. So you might trip over something you didn't see.

[rowboats]

[ More quiet thinking. ]

Okay. I'll be really careful.

[golden_dream]

Good girl, Ib-chan.

[refusedtoleave]

I see. It sounds like you enjoy you're job, that's good to hear.

[The amount of complaints she's heard over the years.]