Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[eforeveryone]

[Uh huh.

With a nice, close look at Link's skin, you know, for the tattooing, you can tell his burn and sword and fang and claw and sucker and acid scars are very thorough.

[eforeveryone]

[nods.]

[eforeveryone]

[cool, de equips his shirt and lies down on his stomach]

[unexpectedboner]

I'm pretty sure it does. When you give people flowers, you're giving them that feeling, too. That's extra-nice.

Anyway, since you like drawing so much, I was thinking about maybe a paintbrush or an inkpen... What do you think?

[unexpectedboner]

! And how old are you?

[eforeveryone]

Don't remember.

[unexpectedboner]

When I need to know about epistemology, mermaids, or naked guys, you'll be the first one I call.

Anyway, is there anything you can do so it doesn't look so...girly? I mean, I like the sentiment, but...

[keybroad]

Rohan can translate for us. [Smiling wider to herself as she continues using the needle.] If we go to Europe, even. See the hot springs in Scandinavia.

[unexpectedboner]

...

...Are you some sort of deity, like in comic books? Just wandering around Earth to punch yeti and make girls swoon?

[eforeveryone]

[pfh]

[keybroad]

Hmmmmmmm. You have a point. I can try to make it sort of a star? Less inviting curves, and with more black and green ink than purple. Like a secret society symbol.

[Sketching...]

[unexpectedboner]

[that is not a no]

So if I tattoo you, I'm not gonna get cursed? Or the gun won't like bounce off your skin since it doesn't have the Slashing attribute? 'Cause if not, what do you want done?

[keybroad]

[There's one more petal. There's time. Do it, Zelda, just break the fucking chair arm, it's not like property damage is against the rules anyway, it'll come out of the budgets for the fuckign--]

Aaaaaand done! Now look at it, but don't touch.

[eforeveryone]

Draw your best.

[unexpectedboner]

[imagines the "you tried" star]

Secret societies sound good. Purple's fine, too. But yeah, I think having the shape more stylized would look cool, actually, if that's workable.

[bookmarking]

[Good enough. Clover's just doing her best to bear the pain...although in a way she's starting to get used to it.]

No. [She shakes her head.] But he can imagine it, if you describe it.

[unexpectedboner]

...Okay. Front or back or arm or other?

[keybroad]

[It comes out like this as long as you ignore the wobbly mouse effect of MS Paint.]

Would this be good?

[bookmarking]

[Clover peers at how he writes - what the first strokes are, and everything.]

Ohhhh, that's real helpful. Thanks!

[eforeveryone]

[I guess I don't anything on my chest yet.

Taps his chest]

[bookmarking]

Hmmm...what about a goblet? You seem like the type who'd appreciate a fancy goblet.

[It has zero to do with baking and more to do with the kind of guy Clover thinks Ronove is.]

[bookmarking]

Perfect. Brace yourself, here we go!

[And she starts. Despite promising pain, Clover does try to be as careful and gentle as possible...all things considered.]

[meatitfeedson]

Artistic and linguistic? Geez, he's got too much talent for one person. I'm pretty proud of my English, but translation is another thing...

Ahhh, an outdoor hotspring in the winter is the best though, I'd love to take a trip like that. We don't get to go anywhere nice, it's always for business or family, so even when we're in Kyoto we don't get to take in a Ryokan.

[meatitfeedson]

...A dickbutt?

[Whatever that is definitely sounds dumb.]

I don't know, I thought if the oni had a mustache or something, it might add a nice little something.

[meatitfeedson]

...I think that might be the single most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Is that me? God, if only!