Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

((BATTLE OF THE BANDS
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[godhole]

[Ssssssame]

[laterboners]

[After a minute]

Now quite how I though that whole chapter in our lives was going to end.

[godhole]

I know. There were just so, so many more probable ways that could have gone down.

[laterboners]

[takes another shot then makes sort of an 'eeeeeeeh' sound]

Right. So. I might have killed Frank.

[godhole]

[sighs]

Well I can't say I'm surprised, but don't go around telling people that.

[laterboners]

It's not like I did it on purpose! That blonde bitch told me to pick someone to vote for, and I didn't want to give Frank the satisfaction. I didn't know nobody was going to vote for him!

[godhole]

...It is slightly surprising he didn't manage to con somebody into it. But he was getting old, you know? The man was clearly losing his marbles.

[laterboners]

Yeah, I mean, that's definitely true. He made his own bed on this one. It's not like I'm the only one here who didn't vote for him.

[godhole]

Right, it's not like last time. No one person is responsible.

And Frank, I mean, he killed that little Asian boy. It would seem that he's killed a lot of little Asian boys. But that one in the first round, that was all on him.

[laterboners]

Oh my god, he has killed so many little Asian boys. Honestly, if karma is real, this is it. Shit, he's getting off easy.

[godhole]

So there's no point in beating yourself up about it. Suppress and move on.

[Knocks one back.]

I'm calling dibs on Charlie for the battle of the bands, by the bye.

[laterboners]

No way. The bands are 3-5, I call dibs too.

[godhole]

Yeah, all right.

I think Mac ran off to join some other band already. Whatever. His taste is shit anyway.