Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

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[manuscripture]

I've decided that I can take up the guitar. I feel far more qualified to have that position. Lotus says you can sing. Do you have proof of that? Go on. Right now.

[ Tapping his foot. ]

Your performance will judge what you touch.

[asspounder4000]

Okay, but I'm more of a group singer, you see, it was the harmony we really sold it on. [CLEARS THROAT.]

♫Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast swing
Boyz II Men going off
Not too hard, not too soft♫

[Not... the worst? But not better than average.]

[manuscripture]

[ Okay, he's making a face. It's not a bad one but it's... Something. ]

Alright, sold. You can sing. [ because they probably won't get better than that tbh ]

Lotus has the keyboard, I have the lead guitar, but we need one more thing...

Can you do two things at once? Because if you can pretend to hold a bass guitar, you can get extra points and we'll have something to go on. You know, like Geddy Lee.

[ this is asking a lot of poor, thirsty mac. ]

[asspounder4000]

Oh yeah! Appearance is like the most important thing. I could do like this whole thing with tight pants, tattered shirt, leather straps, and spitting blood. And we need a real nasty name, too. When I tried starting a band, I was going to name it Chemical Toilet.

[manuscripture]

I can't believe I think any of that sounds like a good idea. Tight pants, tattered shirts, and all that fits an aesthetic I believe all of us can get behind. The blood-spitting depends on the song we do and if it's appropriate.

... You can do better than Chemical Toilet. We need something edgy but classy... [ Not that he knows any. ] Putting more words together... Like-- I don't know --Loaded Observation or Hedonistic Entourage.

Understand?

[asspounder4000]

I could totally do edgy and classy. I will call us anything you want, man.

[LOOKING AT HIM WITH LONGING.]

[manuscripture]

Loaded Observation, it is. [ Hmph~ ]

I'm sooooo excited to see what you do with Lotus's lyrics. She is an exceptionally talented woman. We're going to make a wonderful team.

You are going to give one hundred and ten percent so we win, aren't you? Impressing me will be handsomely rewarded.

[asspounder4000]

Absolutely! I'm REALLY excited too. [Practically vibrating.]