Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

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[court_chesster]

Hm? I could try a cowbell...

Oh! I'm also going to be doing the special effects, if that's okay.

[unexpectedboner]

...What sorts of effects?

[court_chesster]

I dunno. Do you want to fly around the stage? I know a magician who does that. The secret is wires.

[unexpectedboner]

And you know how to set up that stuff?

[court_chesster]

Sure. I'm kind of like a stagehand.

[unexpectedboner]

No...unfortunate fatal accidents, right?

[court_chesster]

Nowaynowaynoway!! That happened before they hired me!

[unexpectedboner]

Uhhh?

[court_chesster]

That guy went to prison! Sure, they gave me his monkey, but I never even met him!

[unexpectedboner]

...You have a criminal monkey?

[court_chesster]

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He... he's got a good heart...

[unexpectedboner]

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.........Does he play the organ? Someone has to play actual melodies here.

[court_chesster]

Not that I'm aware of. Maybe we should let him try! Moneeeey!

[Calls Money over and sets him next to an organ, demonstrating how to play briefly before letting the monkey loose. The monstrous cacophony that follows would strongly imply that Money is best not given the job of a melody maker.]

[unexpectedboner]

...I think this was a bad investment.

We're probably gonna need another member to win this, unless you have some pretty amazing effects planned.

[court_chesster]

[Picks up the monkey and moves him from the organ, arms still flailing, to place upon his own back.]

Maybe we could be a rap group. Can you rap?

[unexpectedboner]

I got second place in a beatboxing competition in fourth grade, if that counts? What about you?

[court_chesster]

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Maybe we could be an acapella group?

[unexpectedboner]

Huh... Can you keep a harmony?

[court_chesster]

I can try!

[unexpectedboner]

I guess we could give it a shot. Boyz-II-Men, Rockapella-style. Rely on moves and costumes and stuff...

[court_chesster]

Maybe some dramatic lighting would help?

[unexpectedboner]

Dramatic lighting always helps! And fireworks! Can you do fireworks?

[court_chesster]

Actually, yeah. I used to do that for the circus.

[unexpectedboner]

Really? So you can set off real stuff, like do a summer competition?

[court_chesster]

I think so. I"ll see what I'm working with.