Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

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Comments

[unexpectedboner]

Hah... Sure, use my star power from MurderDonalds to get a job plotting out wrestling arcs. I should be so lucky.

[jinglebros]

You've got to fucking use it somehow, why not that way?

[unexpectedboner]

...Sure, why not? Where's the camera? I'll be expecting that offer when I get out of here, wrestling promoters! I've got so many ideas.

[jinglebros]

There you go! [ Santa applauds. ] You show them who's boss.

[unexpectedboner]

It's important to be proactive when networking for jobs, I guess. Maybe now my folks will get off my back some. Not that I hope they're watching this. In fact, I really, really hope they aren't.