kentucky_mcgiygas: (DROP THE CHALUPA)
Kentucky McGiygas ([personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas) wrote in [community profile] the_newlydead_game2017-05-28 03:46 pm

Day 12

[A violent food fight is happening on the monitors! Ronald McDonald has finally McFreakin' lost it, and he's going to town on The King, pelting him with mcnuggets and quarter pounders in between punches. The King hardly seems fazed, still bearing his eternal grin, but is striking back with ring-studded fists and an attempt to stab with chicken fries. Is that ketchup flying, or blood?]

[The camera changes focus. A very small dog tap-tap-taps his way forward on tiny dog feet.]

Hasta la vista, Big Mac y Whopper.

[Trap doors swing open underneath all the food supplies (minus any hoarded away by contestants), dropping tables and all into the void. After a moment, new tables rise up in their place, loaded with things like tacos, nachos, chalupas, and so on. It's the full Taco Bell menu, even including their new breakfast items.]

El perro is your new host. Please, enjoy your little game for another day. I will be over here having a date with a fine gordita.

((XL'S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF OF MOD-DUTY SO EM IS TAKING OVER FOR A LITTLE WHILE, HAVE FUN! Remember to get your results in by 6 PST Monday night! If you need to reach me on plurk I'm [plurk.com profile] DamageBooster.))

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[personal profile] manuscripture 2017-05-29 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ jfc ]

What was the glaringly obvious dick joke?