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[A violent food fight is happening on the monitors! Ronald McDonald has finally McFreakin' lost it, and he's going to town on The King, pelting him with mcnuggets and quarter pounders in between punches. The King hardly seems fazed, still bearing his eternal grin, but is striking back with ring-studded fists and an attempt to stab with chicken fries. Is that ketchup flying, or blood?]

[The camera changes focus. A very small dog tap-tap-taps his way forward on tiny dog feet.]

Hasta la vista, Big Mac y Whopper.

[Trap doors swing open underneath all the food supplies (minus any hoarded away by contestants), dropping tables and all into the void. After a moment, new tables rise up in their place, loaded with things like tacos, nachos, chalupas, and so on. It's the full Taco Bell menu, even including their new breakfast items.]

El perro is your new host. Please, enjoy your little game for another day. I will be over here having a date with a fine gordita.

((XL'S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF OF MOD-DUTY SO EM IS TAKING OVER FOR A LITTLE WHILE, HAVE FUN! Remember to get your results in by 6 PST Monday night! If you need to reach me on plurk I'm

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[ In your dressing room, you'll find a small bottle full of clear liquid and an attached note, which says the following: ]

We've noticed a lot of you like telling fibs! So for this game, no lies allowed. Here are the rules:

🍔 This drug will render you unable to lie for two days. You're not required to drink it, and we won't tell on you if you don't, but you lose your shot at a vote if you do. By the way, if you end up panicking and drinking it on the second day, you'll still be unable to lie for approximately 48 hours, meaning the effects will last even into the voting cycle.

🍔 "Not lying" isn't quite the same as telling the truth. You can decline or tell partial truths, so long as you do not make a statement that is untrue. Questions, orders, and hypotheticals are not considered to be untrue and thus may be spoken. However, it must be clear that they are not intended to be statements.

🍔 The rule about prizes remains firm. You may not speak of your prizes in public in any way, shape, or form. If something slips out thanks to the drug's effects, it will be censored by loud and horrible noises.

🍔 During the course of the game, you may not ask directly about voting behavior or actions taken in pursuit of a hotel pass; however the topics themselves are not forbidden and will not be censored. This ban will also be lifted once the game is complete.

[ Submit here. OOCly you have until MONDAY rather than the usual Sunday. You can keep playing in the previous day. ]

Edited 2017-05-28 21:19 (UTC)

[Tiny doggo is here, chomping on a gordita that's been laying on the floor.]

[ Look who is finally getting out of bed and headed to the studio proper! A little unsteady and tired, she hasn't changed her clothes yet from pajamas but by gosh she is alive. ]

Ah--~ Mari's back...! Who wants to play? Her question booth is open for business!

[ Question Booth being a barstool where she has a glass of water and orange juice next to her. ]

[ Santa's out of the robes but he's still dosed up by the extra special truth serum. He's giving the tacos a weird look. ]

Goddammit, what the fuck is this shit? I don't even know how to cook with this! I don't even know how to eat this! This is so uncool. I was just getting used to working with the other crap!

[ someone's mad the king is gone, he might have been creepy but at least he wasn't the fucking clown.

Also that certain someone has a bruised face because he might have been fighting with junpei. again. a g a i n ]

Edited 2017-05-29 05:03 (UTC)

[ ....okay but can she pet him. Is he the kind of hyper intelligent dog that still appreciates pets. ]

Why are you so adorable? I think that's the question on everyone's minds.

It's the charm and sparkle of a School Idol~ Once you've met one of us, you're stuck with our shininess forever~

[ Grin~ ]

That's best question I have received yet!

That's nice but sad. I'm supposed to get under your skin, not make you happy with these questions.

[ He grins at her. ]

Too bad I'd rather see you smile than see you cry.

Christ alive. Really?

[ CAN'T HE EAT NORMAL FOOD FOR ONCE PLEASE?? ]

I'm going to get fat.

....Why can't we get Italian food? [ ): ]

[ SHE SURE HAS DONE A LOT OF CRYING LATELY. ]

It's really hard to get under my skin. I'm made of solid Teflon! They bounce right back~

My weakness here is that I'm not very good at making questions that are supposed to bring out 'juicy' answers. I'm not much for gossip.

So make healthier food in the kitchen, don't you know how to cook for yourself?

That's why you're lucky you're talking to me. I took an extra-special potion. [ He thumps his chest. ] I tell the truth, the whole truth and then some after that. You can get juicy answers real easy.