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[A violent food fight is happening on the monitors! Ronald McDonald has finally McFreakin' lost it, and he's going to town on The King, pelting him with mcnuggets and quarter pounders in between punches. The King hardly seems fazed, still bearing his eternal grin, but is striking back with ring-studded fists and an attempt to stab with chicken fries. Is that ketchup flying, or blood?]

[The camera changes focus. A very small dog tap-tap-taps his way forward on tiny dog feet.]

Hasta la vista, Big Mac y Whopper.

[Trap doors swing open underneath all the food supplies (minus any hoarded away by contestants), dropping tables and all into the void. After a moment, new tables rise up in their place, loaded with things like tacos, nachos, chalupas, and so on. It's the full Taco Bell menu, even including their new breakfast items.]

El perro is your new host. Please, enjoy your little game for another day. I will be over here having a date with a fine gordita.

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Christ alive. Really?

[ CAN'T HE EAT NORMAL FOOD FOR ONCE PLEASE?? ]

I'm going to get fat.

So make healthier food in the kitchen, don't you know how to cook for yourself?

[ Goddammit that's something he can't lie about. ]

Of course I can'--... can't cook. Are you crazy? I don't have time at home to even do it.

Okay, then it's time for a lesson. Up for a quick one?

I'm not really committed to that.

I survive just fine.

Then you're going to gain weight. Nothing wrong with that, though.

I'll just keep sleeping in awkward positions and exercising when I have the time, I guess.

[ HE DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME ]

That'll keep the murderers off your back!

If it doesn't do any of that, at least my legs don't cramp...

You sure as hell look like you work out a lot anyway. Not really the stereotypical image of a mangaka.

I work out on my own time in my house. Gyms and the like aren't my cup of tea. When you look good and feel good, your creative productivity rises. It's a mind and body thing.

Plus, getting my clothes made for me is less of a headache with consistent measurements. I get them done overseas and therefore it saves me a plane trip.

[ jfc rohan ]

...nice.

[ Santa gives him another respectful look like in their last conversation. ]

You've sure as hell got it a lot more put together than I did back home.

I grew up quickly. Very quickly. Not due to unfortunate circumstances, but due to going after something I fancied.

Not to toot my own horn, but I pride myself in my looks as well as my art.

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[KITCHEN FOOD IS GONE TOO. You want to cook, you'll have to separate ingredients from the burritos and whatnot.]

[ GO TO HELL???????????????? ]

Rub my belly. Maybe I bring you Subway.

"Maybe". What's the catch?

[Rolls over.]

It has to be a muy bueno belly rub. Or no sub.

[ ... Okay, fine. The belly is being rubbed.

For the sake of a sub. ]

It is nice. You will have your footlong.

[Jared walks in, hands Rohan a sub, then turns and heads on back to jail.]

[ Good thing he has no idea who this person is. ]

... Thanks. I think.

..........How fat? Like, massive and buff fat?

[Looks like he's kind of into the idea.]

I don't know, Mac. What do you think after almost two weeks on a diet made solely of French fries, hamburgers, water, and now tacos apparently?

You probably won't have to eat it for very much longer at least? Even if only one person left every time there's a vote going forward, there's still not very many people left by now.

I've been doing fine on the water and grazing diet, honestly.

If I need to eat, I'll eat. I'm not exactly wasting away.