Day 12

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[A violent food fight is happening on the monitors! Ronald McDonald has finally McFreakin' lost it, and he's going to town on The King, pelting him with mcnuggets and quarter pounders in between punches. The King hardly seems fazed, still bearing his eternal grin, but is striking back with ring-studded fists and an attempt to stab with chicken fries. Is that ketchup flying, or blood?]

[The camera changes focus. A very small dog tap-tap-taps his way forward on tiny dog feet.]

Hasta la vista, Big Mac y Whopper.

[Trap doors swing open underneath all the food supplies (minus any hoarded away by contestants), dropping tables and all into the void. After a moment, new tables rise up in their place, loaded with things like tacos, nachos, chalupas, and so on. It's the full Taco Bell menu, even including their new breakfast items.]

El perro is your new host. Please, enjoy your little game for another day. I will be over here having a date with a fine gordita.

((XL'S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF OF MOD-DUTY SO EM IS TAKING OVER FOR A LITTLE WHILE, HAVE FUN! Remember to get your results in by 6 PST Monday night! If you need to reach me on plurk I'm DamageBooster.))

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Comments

[manuscripture]

If it doesn't do any of that, at least my legs don't cramp...

[jinglebros]

You sure as hell look like you work out a lot anyway. Not really the stereotypical image of a mangaka.

[manuscripture]

I work out on my own time in my house. Gyms and the like aren't my cup of tea. When you look good and feel good, your creative productivity rises. It's a mind and body thing.

Plus, getting my clothes made for me is less of a headache with consistent measurements. I get them done overseas and therefore it saves me a plane trip.

[ jfc rohan ]

[jinglebros]

...nice.

[ Santa gives him another respectful look like in their last conversation. ]

You've sure as hell got it a lot more put together than I did back home.

[manuscripture]

I grew up quickly. Very quickly. Not due to unfortunate circumstances, but due to going after something I fancied.

Not to toot my own horn, but I pride myself in my looks as well as my art.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa rolls his eyes but laughs. ]

It's great to have confidence - just don't lay it on too thick, alright? I will concede that you'ce got damn good reason to pride yourself, though.

[manuscripture]

There's no such thing as too thick.

[jinglebros]

It is so hard not to make a perverted comment right now.

[manuscripture]

I'm not even surprised.

[jinglebros]

You'd be more surprised if I was innocent to something, huh?

[manuscripture]

I'd be more surprised if you didn't make a dick joke, yes.

[jinglebros]

Hey, I didn't make it. I just said I was tempted.

[manuscripture]

Bah, you're no fun.

[ He's had his fill of dick jokes for like two weeks. ]

[jinglebros]

[ THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID ]

What, you want me to tell the dick joke? Phrase it in the form of a question!

[ He's gonna make Rohan work for it. ]

[manuscripture]

[ jfc ]

What was the glaringly obvious dick joke?