Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ A bright new day has dawned, maybe. It's not like you can see the outside world. But the tablets keep diligent track of time, and promptly at 6am they provide something for you: A new immunity challenge. ]

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Comments

[godhole]

Seriously? I would't have put her over 13, tops.

You know what, it's the Asian thing. You can't tell by just looking. It's simply impossible.

[laterboners]

[ makes an eeeeeeeee noise ]

I wouldn't say impossible? But in this case, I think it could be a factor.

[godhole]

Fine, impossible is a strong word, but at the very least it's a difficult and unreliable task. After Charlie and that North Korean girl, I tend to estimate on the lower end of the range, and frankly, I think that's just good practice.

[laterboners]

Yeah, maybe make sure you're using that practice on everyone.

[godhole]

Would you give me a little credit? If I'm ever in doubt, I swipe a glance at the ID.

[laterboners]

You know, I will give you that. It does seem like you check.

So where the hell is Mac? He isn't dead, right?

[godhole]

...Not that I'm aware of...

[laterboners]

[ looks more concerned once Dennis doesn't know either ]

You mean you don't know? Shit. That's not good.

[godhole]

I think he's just drunk? I figure he'd have to be pretty bummed out about that beefy cop dying.

[laterboners]

[ Dee nods in agreement ]

Mmm. That really was a loss.

[godhole]

Yeah, that was a shame. A real shame.

For the record, though, he was out of both of your leagues.

[laterboners]

[ protesting noises! ]

No he was not! You don't know that!

[godhole]

It was a visibly apparent fact, Dee.

[laterboners]

Oh my god, I absolutely could have banged that guy!

[godhole]

I know there's not a lot of competition here, but come on.

[laterboners]

I am coming on! You come on!

I bet that guy was just getting ready to make his move. Guys like that love me.

[godhole]

Since when?

[laterboners]

Since always! [ frustrated noises! ] Goddamnit! Why can't you let me have this, the man is dead!

[very_good_end]

Oh? Were you friends?

[yeah, she's still there.]

[laterboners]

Oh shit, you're still here.

Yeah, no, but that was a good looking man.

[very_good_end]

I am always here, Miss Reynolds.

What about this 'Mac', who is Mac?

[laterboners]

You know the Ronald MacDonald on the contestant list? That guy.

[very_good_end]

...Oh?

[pause, her face gets tense]

You mean this isn't the literal Ronald McDonald, the corporate mascot who is acting as emcee and executioner? It's someone coincidentally with an identical name?

[laterboners]

Yup. His parents are dicks.

[very_good_end]

That... is...

[nggggggggggggggghhhhh!!]

Are you kidding me!? Of all the stupid, third-rate tricks, that has got to be the lowest common denominator!