Little Debbie & Swiss Miss (
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Day 3, overnight
[Just before the time votes generally get announced, the smoke alarm in the basement starts giving an ear-splitting buzz. Hope you weren't trying to get some quiet time in your dressing room, since for a good five, ten minutes, it is not very quiet.
[Then, thankfully, the alarm shuts off abruptly. A moment later, Little Debbie herself comes shrieking over the monitors. She looks furious.]
What in the world do you devil squares think you're doing!? You had to do this today? Really? First, the cold fishest of dates, then the world's most boringest voting, and now you're messing up our stuff? Don't you know what all we're dealing with here!?
Seriously, if it wasn't such an important day, you guys'd be in sooo much trouble! So give your praises for my my sweet fucking demeanor-slash-absolute lack of time right now for dealing with this dollar bin garbage, and start getting your keisters in gear! Romance is a legitimate genre, just look at the book sales! And I want a piece of that Fabio pie! So you nutty buddies are gonna get out there, you're gonna date, there's gonna be some sparks, and we're gonna get top trending numbers tomorrow, or else!
[The girl stomps her foot, near tantrum; Swiss Miss takes over.]
Whatever you think you've done, it did not work. No more mini-marshmallows until you improve. Marshmallows are for closers.

PS, Kimi and Elise are dead.
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[Then, thankfully, the alarm shuts off abruptly. A moment later, Little Debbie herself comes shrieking over the monitors. She looks furious.]
What in the world do you devil squares think you're doing!? You had to do this today? Really? First, the cold fishest of dates, then the world's most boringest voting, and now you're messing up our stuff? Don't you know what all we're dealing with here!?
Seriously, if it wasn't such an important day, you guys'd be in sooo much trouble! So give your praises for my my sweet fucking demeanor-slash-absolute lack of time right now for dealing with this dollar bin garbage, and start getting your keisters in gear! Romance is a legitimate genre, just look at the book sales! And I want a piece of that Fabio pie! So you nutty buddies are gonna get out there, you're gonna date, there's gonna be some sparks, and we're gonna get top trending numbers tomorrow, or else!
[The girl stomps her foot, near tantrum; Swiss Miss takes over.]
Whatever you think you've done, it did not work. No more mini-marshmallows until you improve. Marshmallows are for closers.

PS, Kimi and Elise are dead.
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Though it's not as though we haven't been waiting around this whole time. At least there's no more snow.
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And not just the company. [a half-forced grin]
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Hopefully both will improve in the near future. I'm honestly curious how we seem to be moving from location to location so quickly. Unless we're missing time, somehow.
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What would you do with it?
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...I knew someone. I would probably go looking for him.
You?
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...Which I realize is not a true answer to the question, but to be perfectly honest, everything involved in the matter involves so much "magic" items and "ancient spirits" and "alternate dimensions" and other unscientific nonsense that thinking about it too hard makes me want to give up on the whole thing in a fit of skeptical pique.
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