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Little Debbie & Swiss Miss ([personal profile] snackcakeordeath) wrote in [community profile] the_newlydead_game2017-10-26 06:51 pm
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Day 3, overnight

[Just before the time votes generally get announced, the smoke alarm in the basement starts giving an ear-splitting buzz. Hope you weren't trying to get some quiet time in your dressing room, since for a good five, ten minutes, it is not very quiet.

[Then, thankfully, the alarm shuts off abruptly. A moment later, Little Debbie herself comes shrieking over the monitors. She looks furious.]

What in the world do you devil squares think you're doing!? You had to do this today? Really? First, the cold fishest of dates, then the world's most boringest voting, and now you're messing up our stuff? Don't you know what all we're dealing with here!?

Seriously, if it wasn't such an important day, you guys'd be in sooo much trouble! So give your praises for my my sweet fucking demeanor-slash-absolute lack of time right now for dealing with this dollar bin garbage, and start getting your keisters in gear! Romance is a legitimate genre, just look at the book sales! And I want a piece of that Fabio pie! So you nutty buddies are gonna get out there, you're gonna date, there's gonna be some sparks, and we're gonna get top trending numbers tomorrow, or else!

[The girl stomps her foot, near tantrum; Swiss Miss takes over.]

Whatever you think you've done, it did not work. No more mini-marshmallows until you improve. Marshmallows are for closers.



PS, Kimi and Elise are dead.


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fastandloose: (33)

[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
So what d'you figure's gonna happen to us after they kill one or two?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (timmy--in the well?)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Assuming I'm not one or two? Given the little tirade, I imagine they'll attempt to keep things going as normal. In theory, keeping one's head down and nose clean should cause a positive turnout. The end condition of the game is just time, isn't it?
fastandloose: (43)

[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I guess. It'll be hard to keep things goin' normally if somethin's really broken, though. And there's no way they're gonna let it end just by runnin' down the clock.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (who needs friends I've got money)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
We should stay on our toes. Whatever's happened to the votes seems to have kept anyone from being disqualified that way, at least, but who knows how long that will last.
Edited 2017-10-27 03:43 (UTC)
fastandloose: (60)

[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. Prob'ly no way to know which way things'll go until they give us something.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (where else could I put a dragon)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
*sigh*

Though it's not as though we haven't been waiting around this whole time. At least there's no more snow.
fastandloose: (009)

[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the beach was definitely better.

And not just the company. [a half-forced grin]
blueeyeswaifudragon: (who needs friends I've got money)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[returns a grim smile]

Hopefully both will improve in the near future. I'm honestly curious how we seem to be moving from location to location so quickly. Unless we're missing time, somehow.
fastandloose: (33)

[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we all got here in the first place without knowin' how.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (so you wanna be a master of)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. I don't know about you, but there isn't any sort of transport where I'm from that can do that.
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[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. 'Less it's some sort of tech from before the Omniwar, anyway. But that's about the same as far as knowin' how it works.
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[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
...It's what it sounds like. Couple hundred years ago, wiped out almost everything. Did you want the full history lesson?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (did anyone find my kaibaman fanfic)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Not unless you're just in the mood to exposit. But I think I've gotten the gist. It is an interesting thing to think about, though, that we truly may be from different worlds...
fastandloose: (33)

[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. I'm not really into history. I know enough to know that mine seems pretty different than anyone else here, though, so I can't really imagine any other explanation.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (guess who's back)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I would be very interested to see the specs for a machine that could make that sort of travel happen easily. In the right hands, think of what you could do...
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[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[well... you could go a lot of places. somehow she feels like that's not what he's thinking of, though]

What would you do with it?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (I know where I've been)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[pauses as if considering, though it's more weighing if he'll admit it or not]

...I knew someone. I would probably go looking for him.

You?
fastandloose: (017)

[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I've barely been anywhere outside my town or Anchor City. I was plannin' on travelin' places at some point anyway... that'd make it a lot easier, I guess. Different worlds makes my options a lot broader, though. I dunno what I'd do specifically.

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose in theory you could do anything, presumably with your choice of both location and time. Other than the one thing, I'm not sure how I'd narrow it down, either.
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[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This person, he's not someone you could find normally?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (i had a feeling once)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
He's dead, for one. It's put an indefinite delay on our rematch.
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[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...That'd do it. So you're gonna try goin' back before he died? Or some alternate universe or something?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (geez mom you're the worst!!!)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2017-10-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

...Which I realize is not a true answer to the question, but to be perfectly honest, everything involved in the matter involves so much "magic" items and "ancient spirits" and "alternate dimensions" and other unscientific nonsense that thinking about it too hard makes me want to give up on the whole thing in a fit of skeptical pique.
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[personal profile] fastandloose 2017-10-27 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, can't help ya with that one. Sounds like this guy was important to you if you're even tryin' to figure it out, though. He was a rival?

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