Day 3, overnight

[snackcakeordeath]

[Just before the time votes generally get announced, the smoke alarm in the basement starts giving an ear-splitting buzz. Hope you weren't trying to get some quiet time in your dressing room, since for a good five, ten minutes, it is not very quiet.

[Then, thankfully, the alarm shuts off abruptly. A moment later, Little Debbie herself comes shrieking over the monitors. She looks furious.]

What in the world do you devil squares think you're doing!? You had to do this today? Really? First, the cold fishest of dates, then the world's most boringest voting, and now you're messing up our stuff? Don't you know what all we're dealing with here!?

Seriously, if it wasn't such an important day, you guys'd be in sooo much trouble! So give your praises for my my sweet fucking demeanor-slash-absolute lack of time right now for dealing with this dollar bin garbage, and start getting your keisters in gear! Romance is a legitimate genre, just look at the book sales! And I want a piece of that Fabio pie! So you nutty buddies are gonna get out there, you're gonna date, there's gonna be some sparks, and we're gonna get top trending numbers tomorrow, or else!

[The girl stomps her foot, near tantrum; Swiss Miss takes over.]

Whatever you think you've done, it did not work. No more mini-marshmallows until you improve. Marshmallows are for closers.



PS, Kimi and Elise are dead.


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[i_like_ike]

[Just. Sighs and goes to look for Ike.]

[you_like_ike]

Soren!

[Moves to meet him and grabs his tiny hands.]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

So in whatever strange woo-woo magical world you're from, do you happen to have rabies shots?

[fastandloose]

[Cassica comes out of her dressing room at the alarm and then just... stares at the monitors.]

The hell's that mean?

[i_like_ike]

That is a very good question.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Looks like something's broken.

[you_like_ike]

[Comes on in with a bearskin and some new bandages on his arm what up.]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[had just been passing by but. what are you wearing.]

.........

[bestmothercat]

[A small blue cat trots up to Ike, pawing at his pants to get his attention. And maybe attempting to give anymore warmth with his fluffy self.]

You work the rugged hunting look real well~. Did that help you through the cold night?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

...Hmph.

[wantsnudes]

I don't suppose you had something to do with this?

[wantsnudes]

They're going to insist we continue, even though their systems have been compromised...?

[welp. time to check everyone's okay, I guess]

[afailedmurder]

[this asshole is fine and dandy]

It's an exciting turn of events, wouldn't you say?

[streetwolf]

I think you might be overestimating how much these guys care about how okay we are...

[bestmothercat]

Whoever broke it... My hat is off to them. [Someone's amused that the host is mad.]

[talktothestand]

Elise?! [...Might try to be in denial some more as he contemplates on searching.]

No....

[wantsnudes]

I haven't seen her anywhere...

What they've done is truly unforgivable.

[risetting]

[ literally screaming, what the fuck is this, two people are dead and she can't help but feel sick to the pit of her stomach where she almost feels like throwing up.... god, this is horrible. ]

You can't keep doing this to us! There's no way that we're going to keep continuing with your so called game like this!

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

That does seem to be what they're most afraid of, doesn't it? You'd think they'd attract more bees with honey.

[afailedmurder]

[The boy detective perks up a little at the weird scoreboard.]

Interesting.

[streetwolf]

[Oh boy! What kind of great insight does Wayne have on these results?]

...The fuck happened?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Looks like they don't run as tight of a ship as they'd like to think.

later in the evening

[wantsnudes]

[A while after the initial announcement, Yusuke can't sleep, and he's getting a little antsy with not having done any art since they all arrived here. The dates today seem to have given him some inspiration, because he's set up in the game room and is working on a painting of a frozen waterfall, framed by trees and a night sky.

He's completely immersed in his work, so it might take a few attempts to get his attention.]

[you_like_ike]

...You're painting?

[Well, that's obvious. But Ike didn't expect to see someone doing a project like that here.]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[an hour or so after they chat kaiba rolls through, setting down a mug of hot chocolate (safely away from the canvas, of course) and taking a peek at the progress]

...Hm.