Little Debbie & Swiss Miss (
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Day 3, overnight
[Just before the time votes generally get announced, the smoke alarm in the basement starts giving an ear-splitting buzz. Hope you weren't trying to get some quiet time in your dressing room, since for a good five, ten minutes, it is not very quiet.
[Then, thankfully, the alarm shuts off abruptly. A moment later, Little Debbie herself comes shrieking over the monitors. She looks furious.]
What in the world do you devil squares think you're doing!? You had to do this today? Really? First, the cold fishest of dates, then the world's most boringest voting, and now you're messing up our stuff? Don't you know what all we're dealing with here!?
Seriously, if it wasn't such an important day, you guys'd be in sooo much trouble! So give your praises for my my sweet fucking demeanor-slash-absolute lack of time right now for dealing with this dollar bin garbage, and start getting your keisters in gear! Romance is a legitimate genre, just look at the book sales! And I want a piece of that Fabio pie! So you nutty buddies are gonna get out there, you're gonna date, there's gonna be some sparks, and we're gonna get top trending numbers tomorrow, or else!
[The girl stomps her foot, near tantrum; Swiss Miss takes over.]
Whatever you think you've done, it did not work. No more mini-marshmallows until you improve. Marshmallows are for closers.

PS, Kimi and Elise are dead.
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[Then, thankfully, the alarm shuts off abruptly. A moment later, Little Debbie herself comes shrieking over the monitors. She looks furious.]
What in the world do you devil squares think you're doing!? You had to do this today? Really? First, the cold fishest of dates, then the world's most boringest voting, and now you're messing up our stuff? Don't you know what all we're dealing with here!?
Seriously, if it wasn't such an important day, you guys'd be in sooo much trouble! So give your praises for my my sweet fucking demeanor-slash-absolute lack of time right now for dealing with this dollar bin garbage, and start getting your keisters in gear! Romance is a legitimate genre, just look at the book sales! And I want a piece of that Fabio pie! So you nutty buddies are gonna get out there, you're gonna date, there's gonna be some sparks, and we're gonna get top trending numbers tomorrow, or else!
[The girl stomps her foot, near tantrum; Swiss Miss takes over.]
Whatever you think you've done, it did not work. No more mini-marshmallows until you improve. Marshmallows are for closers.

PS, Kimi and Elise are dead.
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Waste of time. Just don't get enamored of some puppet's face-up and that should be enough.
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[You know. Hypothetically.]
And I assure you, there's nothing enamoring about those deplorable puppets.
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[he looks away, shrugging]
At least that's something we can agree on. I've never really seen the appeal, myself.
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Though that reminds me... Since there's little we can do at this point but bide our time, there is an art piece I would like to work on tonight. Can I ask for your opinion once it is finished?
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[sadly, kaiba training didn't include hands-on experience for anything nice]
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But for your purposes, this will take no more than three or four hours. If you happen to pass by the game room, I will work on it in there, so you may check on its progress if you wish.
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[...Partly because he wouldn't know where to begin with a tablet. Most technology besides his smartphone mystifies him.]
The materials here are not of the highest quality, but it will have to do.
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I'll start straight away, so you'll know where to find me if need be.
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