Day 3, overnight

[snackcakeordeath]

[Just before the time votes generally get announced, the smoke alarm in the basement starts giving an ear-splitting buzz. Hope you weren't trying to get some quiet time in your dressing room, since for a good five, ten minutes, it is not very quiet.

[Then, thankfully, the alarm shuts off abruptly. A moment later, Little Debbie herself comes shrieking over the monitors. She looks furious.]

What in the world do you devil squares think you're doing!? You had to do this today? Really? First, the cold fishest of dates, then the world's most boringest voting, and now you're messing up our stuff? Don't you know what all we're dealing with here!?

Seriously, if it wasn't such an important day, you guys'd be in sooo much trouble! So give your praises for my my sweet fucking demeanor-slash-absolute lack of time right now for dealing with this dollar bin garbage, and start getting your keisters in gear! Romance is a legitimate genre, just look at the book sales! And I want a piece of that Fabio pie! So you nutty buddies are gonna get out there, you're gonna date, there's gonna be some sparks, and we're gonna get top trending numbers tomorrow, or else!

[The girl stomps her foot, near tantrum; Swiss Miss takes over.]

Whatever you think you've done, it did not work. No more mini-marshmallows until you improve. Marshmallows are for closers.



PS, Kimi and Elise are dead.


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[you_like_ike]

...Ah, sorry, I'm interrupting.

[wantsnudes]

[??? Yusuke finally looks up and notices Ike.]

Did you say something?

[you_like_ike]

...Nothing important. I can leave if you want.

[wantsnudes]

No, feel free to stay. My apologies -- I was simply distracted.

[Which is nothing new. Yusuke is on his own planet at least 50% of the time, with or without painting.]

Art helps to soothe me when I feel restless, so I thought I would take this time to create something.

[you_like_ike]

Huh. It relaxes you? I thought just about all art was done at the commission of rich nobles. I mean... I've never really stopped to think much about art.

[wantsnudes]

No, not at all. The only real funding I receive for my art is my fine arts scholarship, which allows me to attend school and support myself. I wish for everyone to enjoy my art, not only wealthy patrons.

[you_like_ike]

That's... admirable.

...You can probably guess I'm the one who told you I never had time to appreciate art, and I didn't get along with "art collectors."

[wantsnudes]

Ah, yes... I recall. I'm sorry nobles and collectors have sullied your view of art. I am sincere when I say that true art is for the enjoyment of everyone, not a privileged few.