Day 2, continued

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Around lunchtime, the tablets and screens located all around the studio turn on, in the way that they always do when the mascots have something to announce. Unusually, however, there is no music, no fanfare; the camera is out of focus, and Ronald doesn’t even seem to be looking at it. Instead, he's turned to King, ]

—supposed to be 40! What the McFuck are you doing? Can you even count?

[ The King stares. ]

You gave out 41! The Colonel would never screw up like that!

[ The King stares. ]

And what's this, "Quarter Pounder or Whopper" garbage? Those aren't equivalent burgers, you fake-grill-line-adding piece of shit! I'd better not see this referencing this in your next ad campaign!

[ The King offers a Whopper. Ronald McDonald smacks it out of his hand. He starts to yell again, but cuts himself off, turning his head toward the camera. ]

—Are we rolling!? Grimace, kill the feed!

[ The screens switch off. ]

((lol I goofed, there are actually 41 votes to go around.

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[jinglebros]

[ Mary no ]

You can learn better swears than that.

[ Santa no ]

[scribbly]

Swears?

[she doesn't know what a swear is......]

[jinglebros]

You know, bad words. The kind that dumb adults yell at you for, but the ones who are smart don't actually give a shit about because there's more in the world to worry about than a mere 'hell' or 'shit'.

[scribbly]

Bad words...? [Now she looks dubious!] Do you say them when you're mad?

[jinglebros]

Sure, but they're more fun to put in random speech. Makes all the suckers freak out and get real mad.