Day 2, continued

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Around lunchtime, the tablets and screens located all around the studio turn on, in the way that they always do when the mascots have something to announce. Unusually, however, there is no music, no fanfare; the camera is out of focus, and Ronald doesn’t even seem to be looking at it. Instead, he's turned to King, ]

—supposed to be 40! What the McFuck are you doing? Can you even count?

[ The King stares. ]

You gave out 41! The Colonel would never screw up like that!

[ The King stares. ]

And what's this, "Quarter Pounder or Whopper" garbage? Those aren't equivalent burgers, you fake-grill-line-adding piece of shit! I'd better not see this referencing this in your next ad campaign!

[ The King offers a Whopper. Ronald McDonald smacks it out of his hand. He starts to yell again, but cuts himself off, turning his head toward the camera. ]

—Are we rolling!? Grimace, kill the feed!

[ The screens switch off. ]

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[unexpectedboner]

[vaguely feels like he should be able to see himself being set up for something and yet]

Well... When opportunity knocks...

[jinglebros]

You gotta come running, right? And opportunity's sure as hell came a lot for me, if you get what I mean.

[ DAMMIT, SANTA ]

[unexpectedboner]

Sure, sure, rub it in. There's probably more to life than just banging a lot of people, you know.

[jinglebros]

Probably is. And you're going to find that out with my sister, got it?

[ He raises a hand and whacks Junpei on the forehead. ]

Because I've been hearing something going around and it better not be true.

[unexpectedboner]

Ow! What the hell? ...How has there even been time to hear anything?

[jinglebros]

I don't know, but there's already rumours! It's fucking creepy, that's what it is!

[ Santa shudders. ]

[unexpectedboner]

I didn't hear any rumors! Are they juicy? I don't seem like a nerd, do I?

[jinglebros]

Nah, it's more like you have good taste. I guess you have that going for you!

[unexpectedboner]

That much is obvious.

[he says, wearing like 5 vests at once]

[jinglebros]

Yeah, sure. What are you, dressed for all seasons?

[unexpectedboner]

Just like a boy scout, I'm always prepared. I'm flexible and ready for anything!

[jinglebros]

Oh my god. Please think about what you just said.

[ Santa's not taking the bait this time! ]

[unexpectedboner]

What? It's true. I've been taking hot yoga.

[jinglebros]

That term is redundant!

[unexpectedboner]

What if you were on the north pole? Santa should know something about how cold the yoga would be there.

[jinglebros]

The pole always points north when I'm on it, thanks.

[ Deadpan. ]

[unexpectedboner]

...

...Walked right into that one, didn't I.

[jinglebros]

Yes. Yes you did.

[ Laughs. ]

You make it too easy.

[unexpectedboner]

That's what she said.

..Literally. That's feedback I have received.

erin i laughed so hard my girlfriend asked if i was okay

[jinglebros]

You know what? I'm not surprised.

:3

[unexpectedboner]

So I'm a little eager-to-please! There's worse things.

<3

[jinglebros]

Way worse things.