Day 2, continued

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Around lunchtime, the tablets and screens located all around the studio turn on, in the way that they always do when the mascots have something to announce. Unusually, however, there is no music, no fanfare; the camera is out of focus, and Ronald doesn’t even seem to be looking at it. Instead, he's turned to King, ]

—supposed to be 40! What the McFuck are you doing? Can you even count?

[ The King stares. ]

You gave out 41! The Colonel would never screw up like that!

[ The King stares. ]

And what's this, "Quarter Pounder or Whopper" garbage? Those aren't equivalent burgers, you fake-grill-line-adding piece of shit! I'd better not see this referencing this in your next ad campaign!

[ The King offers a Whopper. Ronald McDonald smacks it out of his hand. He starts to yell again, but cuts himself off, turning his head toward the camera. ]

—Are we rolling!? Grimace, kill the feed!

[ The screens switch off. ]

((lol I goofed, there are actually 41 votes to go around.

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[jinglebros]

Two people. Count it, two.

[ ONE, TWO! ]

[digiteyesed]

Wow. You're so popular, how do you cope with all these lovers falling at your feet?

[jinglebros]

Falling at my feet? As if! I never get the ones I actually want.

[digiteyesed]

What? I don't believe it! A charming guy like you?

[jinglebros]

[ Santa looks off into the distance. He may be looking directly into one of the cameras. ]

I've been telling him I love him since I was fifteen. Nine whole years. Get turned down every time.

[digiteyesed]

[...Oh right. It's so weird to think of them being on camera when she can't sense it, this powercap is really disorientating.] Uwaaah! That's so tragic! Have you tried giving him a heart shaped burger?

[jinglebros]

I've cooked for him! He wasn't swayed.