Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[jinglebros]

Holy shit, I bet.

[ He leads the way to the costume room! ]

[bookmarking]

I'd be a lot more surprised if we didn't. You never know when someone might need to impersonate Ronald McClownface or King Burgerpants.

[jinglebros]

Like, say, for a distracting truth or dare following a close ally's death?

[ ... ]

[bookmarking]

[YOU JUST HAD TO BRING THAT UP.

Clover pauses in her tracks. On the bright side 1) she's from true end, 2) she has the bookmark and 3) it wasn't Snake.

IT'S NOT MUCH OF A BRIGHT SIDE but whatever. She knits her fingers together.]

...actually? Yeah. I'm...trying not to think too much about it.

[jinglebros]

I've got a favour to ask, Clover. I'm in no position to ask it, but I've still got one to ask.

[ He doesn't even feel bad about it. ]

If you do me this favour, I'll do whatever the hell you want next week, short of risking June.

[bookmarking]

What is it?

...So long as I'm not risking Snake.

PRETEND I SAID 'TOMORROW' IN MY LAST TAG NOT 'NEXT WEEK' JESUS

[jinglebros]

Do whatever the fuck you've got to for me to stay distracted. Get me drunk, throw me at someone, knock me out, do whatever the hell to keep me from thinking. I can't process this.

[bookmarking]

I can't throw you 'cause you're taller than me, but the distracting part, I can do.

...It'll distract me too, honestly.

[jinglebros]

Then we'll do our best to distract each other.

[ He offers his hand to shake on it and seal the deal. ]

[bookmarking]

[She takes his hand and shakes it.]

Deal. Now let's go and dress you up as the Burger King. I could even parade you around and make people bow down to you.

[jinglebros]

Hahaha, nice. Let's go.

[ Leads the way again! ]

[bookmarking]

Could be worse. I could tell you to start a conga line while dressed up like the King.

[jinglebros]

God! [ Santa starts laughing. ]