Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[jinglebros]

[ Good for her to say that, he was nearly about to do that. ]

So who are we showing me off to?

[golden_dream]

[shrugs]

You're herewith friends, right? Who would you be most embarrassed to show off in front of?

[jinglebros]

[ He turns white. ]

I'm not drunk enough for that!!!!

[ Takes a deep breath. GO HARD OR GO HOME, KURASHIKI ]

I don't care about Clover. Lotus is a bitch, but whatever. June I don't care. Seve - [ He trails off and then quickly moves on. ] - Snake can't even fucking see.

[ HE'S NOT MENTIONING SOMEONE ]

[golden_dream]

...Oi. How is Lotus-san a 'bitch', quote unquote?

[jinglebros]

[ He turns even whiter. ALERT ALERT SANTA DANGER SENSE IS GOING OFF ]

We've got a complicated relationship.

[golden_dream]

I see. I suppose you don't need to explain it. 'She's a bitch' says it all, doesn't it?

[jinglebros]

...you're going to kill me with that makeup brush, aren't you?

[golden_dream]

I kill you with prettiness.

Now go tell Lotus-san, and Junpei.

[jinglebros]

Hey! [ OBJECTION ] You said I only had to show one person!

[golden_dream]

Oh? Refresh my memory. Is Lotus-san a person, or a bitch?

[jinglebros]

....she's a person.

[ Wince. ]

[golden_dream]

All right, good for you.

Little did you know, we stick together as 'fellow bitches'.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa laugh awkwardlys. ]

[golden_dream]

No denial? I see, so that's how it is.

[jinglebros]

I'm going to die in this very spot.

[ He stands up and starts backing towards the door. ]

[golden_dream]

You're not going to die, don't be so dramatic.

Just think for a moment when you're talking to a woman about another woman. You'll have much more pleasant interactions with the fairer sex.

...Oh, and if you can't get the make-up off, find me and I'll help you remove it.

[jinglebros]

[ He leans against the door. ]

Teach me how to be better polite, then.

[golden_dream]

...Is that a new dare?

[jinglebros]

Yes. Yes it is.

[ He nods firmly. ]

[golden_dream]

All right... Let's see.

Tip number one. Don't call another woman a bitch in front another woman. --Even if I agreed with you, it makes me think: "Oh, he's the type of man who thinks of women as bitches. He probably would call me that behind my back, too." Get it?

[jinglebros]

Yeah, I get it.

[ He winces. ]

Sorry about that, too.

[golden_dream]

It's not... that big a deal. I just had to rake you over the coals a little for saying it so freely.

[jinglebros]

I probably insult her too fucking much. We just don't get along.

[golden_dream]

Why not? She's nice enough. Did you pick on her, or something?

[jinglebros]

................................

Something like that.