kentucky_mcgiygas: (You deserve a BREAK today)
Kentucky McGiygas ([personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas) wrote in [community profile] the_newlydead_game2017-04-28 05:56 pm
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Game 2, Day 3

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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jinglebros: YEAH DON'T TAKE (remembering comes in flashbacks)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Pukemaster 5000, huh?

[ Oookay, Santa goes and collects some fries, coming back with them. He munches. ]
unexpectedboner: (what's this?)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-01 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely no more than like 2803.

Seriously though, it's something like the salt and grease bonds with the alcohol molecules to make you less wasted. There's definite science there.
jinglebros: YEAH DON'T TAKE (remembering comes in flashbacks)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-01 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Alcohol... molecules.

...

[ Eyebrows raise at that one. ]
unexpectedboner: (guess where my other hand is!)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-01 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Cool, right?
jinglebros: (loud enough to shake the room)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-01 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's kind of working, so I won't say any shit about your dumb science.

[ Santa that was kind of saying something, but okay. ]
unexpectedboner: (THAT'S where babies come from?)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-01 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's not my science. It's the world's science.
jinglebros: tell me if you made this (aint nobody tell me how to live)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-01 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, the world's dumb science. better?
unexpectedboner: (what's this?)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-01 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

...You better?
jinglebros: (Default)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ Santa rubs a hand across his face. ]

As much as I can be?
unexpectedboner: (where are you now?)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-01 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
All you can really ask for.
jinglebros: (Default)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-01 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ Pause, then he adds, very awkwardly: ]

Thanks.
unexpectedboner: (deep thoughts)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-01 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[shakes his head]

Don't worry about it.
jinglebros: (Default)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-01 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you're not so bad after all.

[ The alcohol talking? ]
unexpectedboner: (guess where my other hand is!)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-02 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[pats him on the shoulder...is this A Moment???]

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome. Good to see you've finally realized it!

[...guess not]
jinglebros: (loud enough to shake the room)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-02 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ dammit junpei ]

Self confident as ever, I see.

[ Eyeroll. ]
unexpectedboner: (screw the rules i have vests)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2017-05-02 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
If you can't love yourself, how can you love anyone else?
jinglebros: (taking a personal day)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-02 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

And now you're a philosopher. Cool story, bro.

[ That one kind of hit Santa right in the heart, but he's not gonna show it. ]