Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[locktouching]

I'm glad to hear it. I believe I can trust you on that.

[Climbs over him to straddle his lower back, thighs on either side. Slowly begins kneading his flesh with expert fingers, starting up by the neck and working his way down.]

[jinglebros]

If you don't trust anything else, trust I actually give a shit about him.

[ Santa is a very stressed person and a lot of his muscles are in knots, but Niles can take care of that, right? It certainly feels good so far. ]

Whoa, you're actually decent at this.

[ Santa has never actually gotten a good massage before. ]

[locktouching]

I've been working on perfecting my famous massage techniques for a very long time. I guarantee results.

[Really getting in there on those knots. And travelling pretty low on his back.]

[jinglebros]

[ That almost feels waaay too good for Santa to notice how out of hand this is getting. Only almost. ]

Whoa there fella. [ He wriggles a bit to try to get away. ]

[locktouching]

[Fine, he'll stop being a tease and roam back up, just below the shoulder blades.]

Easy now. Take a deep breath and exhale slow.

[Uses the heels of his palms to roll over his muscle groups.]

[jinglebros]

Riiight. Okay.

[ Santa calms down and does what he's told. ]

[locktouching]

[Kneading bread kneading bread~]

There... how are you feeling now? Totally relaxed? I think I'm about done. Ready to start with the tattoo now.

[jinglebros]

It's about time. I was afraid of you getting handsy again there.

[ Santa was more afraid of himself neglecting to complain the second time. ]

[locktouching]

I'm starting now. Don't worry, I won't make it TOO big.

[...And... Niles proceeds to draw a dick.]

[But not just some ordinary dick. A strange white and blue reptile-like dick.]

[jinglebros]

[ Santa has absolutely no idea. He just sort of grits his teeth and whistles to make it through. ]

Done yet?

[locktouching]

All done. It's shocking, as promised. [Climbs off of him and wipes his tattoo gun off.]

[jinglebros]

[ Huh. Too bad Santa has no mirror. He'll be clueless! ]

Okay. I'll trust you with this.

[ santa no you shouldn't ]

[locktouching]

Want to do one on me next?

[jinglebros]

Will it involve straddling you too? Because I could go for that.

[locktouching]

Oh, you don't have to be tattooing me to do that.

[jinglebros]

Oh really? I wish I'd known this beforehand. We could have had a lot more fun in that bath.

[locktouching]

[Sheds his cloak, saucily drops it at Santa's feet, and climbs onto a table.]

I don't have many ideas left. I suppose you could draw the Nohrian crest on me.

[Pulls a coin out of his pocket and shows him the crest stamped on one side.]

[jinglebros]

[ Winces a little at the reminder of coins. ]

I can do that. Where do you want it?

[locktouching]

Hmm. Back of the hand, maybe?

[Turns so he's on his back on the table, and holds up his hand for Santa.]

[jinglebros]

So you're just gonna lounge like a cat, huh?

Hands hurt like fuck, but I get the feeling that won't bug you. [ Brandishes the tattoo gun. ]

[locktouching]

I thought you were going to straddle me.

Oh, I won't mind. I like to suffer.

[jinglebros]

...that was a joke, but you know what? [ Santa gets on the table as well. ] Don't say you didn't ask for this.

[locktouching]

Hehe...

[Holds his hand out to him with the wrist bent like he's giving Santa permission to give it a courtesy kiss.]

[jinglebros]

Okay, I can kiss your hand or straddle you, but I'm not doing both. Pick which one.

[ Santa feels like both would be Going Too Far. ]

[locktouching]

Just draw on it. I'm making it easy for you.