Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[jinglebros]

I'm not going to get taken advantage of! [ Offended face. ] I'm smarter than that. Corrin said he'd go on a date with me, I'm not going to risk that.

[unexpectedboner]

Sure, sure. Playing two girls never works though, and I bet it's even worse when they're actually dudes and you're in a murdershow. Better be careful.

[jinglebros]

I thought they were into each other before Corrin said yes to a date... I have no fucking clue what's going on now. [ Maybe Santa is the one being played? He tries not to think about that. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Better be careful. Dudes can't be trusted with this sort of thing. They only want one thing.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa bristles a bit and stomps off to the fridge, looking inside of it for food as a distraction. ] You really think that's true?

[unexpectedboner]

I know a lot of guys, so... 9 times out of 10? I mean, do what you want. Just take everything with a grain of salt.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa mutters something that sounds like 'this is why i should stick to chicks' and comes out of the fridge with a bunch of cold sandwiches. ]

These look way more tempting than they should be.

[unexpectedboner]

[successfully distracted]

Ooh, those do look pretty amazing. I think we can can get milkshakes out of these things, too. Then it's time for XXX or whatever it was you wanted to see.

[jinglebros]

Milkshakes? Normally I'd say that's disgusting but that sounds amazing right now.

[unexpectedboner]

Milkshakes are amazing. They're like pizza, even bad ones are pretty good. I bet we could even make it be both chocolate and strawberry at the same time.

[jinglebros]

[ Stares. ]

Whoa.

[unexpectedboner]

I know, right? Almost makes it worth it. To be here and all...

[...better not think about that one too hard, better make these milkshakes]

[jinglebros]

[ He bumps his shoulder against Junpei's to try to remind him they're thinking about Non Stressful Things. ] Hey, can we make one of these mint too?

[ Breezily moving on! ]

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. Yeah, why not? There's probably mint schnapps at the bar. Could do chocolate mint if you wanted. Is mint your favorite?

[jinglebros]

Fuck yeah. [ Big thumbs up. ] Mint and also lemon-lime!

[unexpectedboner]

You ever try it together?

[jinglebros]

No way! You can do that?

[ That seems like the greatest idea in the universe right now. ]