Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

((BATTLE OF THE BANDS
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Comments

[jinglebros]

Oh really? Give me a sample. Act it out.

[unexpectedboner]

Oh man, I dunno if I remember anything...

Something like... "Stop it right there, Shadowkage! I know who you really are! My sworn brother-in-arms, Dan! Your double-twist Frankensteiner gives it all away!"

[this is all punctuated with sentai-like arm gestures]

...But then we remembered that if you wear a mask you're not supposed to talk, so we had to change our plans.

[jinglebros]

That's... amazing.

[ Santa deadpans this. ]

[unexpectedboner]

To a seventh grader? It sure was.

[jinglebros]

...okay, I can see that argument.

[unexpectedboner]

It'd be a pretty cool job though, writing those stories. I mean, somebody's got to get paid to do it, right?

[jinglebros]

Maybe you can do that after you win this game.

[unexpectedboner]

Hah... Sure, use my star power from MurderDonalds to get a job plotting out wrestling arcs. I should be so lucky.

[jinglebros]

You've got to fucking use it somehow, why not that way?

[unexpectedboner]

...Sure, why not? Where's the camera? I'll be expecting that offer when I get out of here, wrestling promoters! I've got so many ideas.

[jinglebros]

There you go! [ Santa applauds. ] You show them who's boss.

[unexpectedboner]

It's important to be proactive when networking for jobs, I guess. Maybe now my folks will get off my back some. Not that I hope they're watching this. In fact, I really, really hope they aren't.