Day 9 - The Dating Game

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

ICly, this game is played on your tablet, and can only be activated when you're alone in your dressing room. You can play vocally or text-based, but either way they come out on the other end as pure text and/or read by a computerized voice.

FIRST DAY (until 7:00PM PST tomorrow; an extra day since I got it up late):

ETA NAH LET'S EXTEND IT INTO THE NIGHT. Second half is just reveals anyway! I'll get it around noonish tomorrow.

🍔  Make a toplevel for your character, starting off with some kind of open-ended question. Your tablet provides some example questions, and you are free to steal one or invent your own.

🍔  Everyone else replies to the toplevel anonymously! Lying, kissing ass, or pretending to be someone else are allowed and frankly ENCOURAGED.

🍔  While there are no hard rules against any sort of questions, for the part of the questioner, trying to suss out identities goes against the principle of the thing and will be looked upon harshly by Ronald and the King. This is a dating game, so relax and try to find your perfect romantic match!

🍔  After someone replies, the questioner can ask up to three more questions to each anon. Anons, stay in your threads.

SECOND DAY (until 6:00PM PST Sunday)

🍔  I'll make a new thread, where everybody can announce which of their anons they would most want to date!

🍔  Winning anon, reveal yourself!

🍔  You don't actually have to go on a date (it will not count against you), but if you'd like to, a ~romantic, off-menu dinner~ will be provided

Comments

Simon Keyes

[court_chesster]

Hmm... if you could be any animal, which one would you be?

Re: Simon Keyes

[(Anonymous)]

A monkey, so I can ride you all day

[court_chesster]

Eeek, that's so embarrassing!

Wh-what's your favorite game?

[(Anonymous)]

It doesn't matter, as long as we play together~

[(Anonymous)]

A house cat would be nice, doing whatever I want while being waited on hand and foot.

[court_chesster]

I love cats! They're so cute and fluffy.

What kind of foods do you like?

[(Anonymous)]

I swear I'm not an actual cat but the first thing that comes to mind is fish. You can really tell a chef's skill by how they prepare fish.

[(Anonymous)]

A ribbon eel so I could have lots of colors and be super fluttery.

[court_chesster]

I've never seen one before! I'd like to, though.

If we went on a date, where would we go?

[(Anonymous)]

A cute bear cub.

[court_chesster]

D'aww, like a teddy bear.

What kind of music do you like?

[(Anonymous)]

I would be a crow. Crows are tough as shit, man.

[court_chesster]

And smart, too! They can use tools and even talk!

If you were a crow, where would you fly?

[(Anonymous)]

I would be a big hot dragon, so I could keep you warm all night.

[court_chesster]

Oh! Are you the kind of dragon that can fly?

[(Anonymous)]

A dog. Like, a really cool dog.

[court_chesster]

Do you know a lot of tricks?

[(Anonymous)]

I wanna be a bird, so I can fly around and stuff!

[court_chesster]

What's your favorite kind of bird?

[(Anonymous)]

A cat might be the best choice, for a few different reasons.

[court_chesster]

That's a little vague, but I do like cats.

What kind of date would you take me on?

[(Anonymous)]

A mantis shrimp, so I would be small but powerful.

[court_chesster]

Oh, that's a really good choice! Mantis shrimp are super unique.

How else are you unique?

[(Anonymous)]

You may ride this dragon or let this dragon ride you.

[court_chesster]

H-how can you just say something like that? Don't you get embarrassed?