Day 9 - The Dating Game

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

ICly, this game is played on your tablet, and can only be activated when you're alone in your dressing room. You can play vocally or text-based, but either way they come out on the other end as pure text and/or read by a computerized voice.

FIRST DAY (until 7:00PM PST tomorrow; an extra day since I got it up late):

ETA NAH LET'S EXTEND IT INTO THE NIGHT. Second half is just reveals anyway! I'll get it around noonish tomorrow.

🍔  Make a toplevel for your character, starting off with some kind of open-ended question. Your tablet provides some example questions, and you are free to steal one or invent your own.

🍔  Everyone else replies to the toplevel anonymously! Lying, kissing ass, or pretending to be someone else are allowed and frankly ENCOURAGED.

🍔  While there are no hard rules against any sort of questions, for the part of the questioner, trying to suss out identities goes against the principle of the thing and will be looked upon harshly by Ronald and the King. This is a dating game, so relax and try to find your perfect romantic match!

🍔  After someone replies, the questioner can ask up to three more questions to each anon. Anons, stay in your threads.

SECOND DAY (until 6:00PM PST Sunday)

🍔  I'll make a new thread, where everybody can announce which of their anons they would most want to date!

🍔  Winning anon, reveal yourself!

🍔  You don't actually have to go on a date (it will not count against you), but if you'd like to, a ~romantic, off-menu dinner~ will be provided

Comments

Simon Keyes

[court_chesster]

Hmm... if you could be any animal, which one would you be?

Re: Simon Keyes

[(Anonymous)]

A monkey, so I can ride you all day

Mari Ohara

[glowshine]

Would you rather go out dancing at a club or stay at home and slowdance in the living room by the fire after dinner~?

[(Anonymous)]

That first one, because you could still come home and do the slow dancing thing with someone afterwards, but if you start out with that I bet you're not going out that night.

Niles

[locktouching]

Ooh. What's your favorite kind of ~pain~?

Re: Niles

[(Anonymous)]

The beautiful kind, just like you~.

Rohan Kishibe

[manuscripture]

I guess the best way to start off is to be direct...

Your first impression of me as a person?

[(Anonymous)]

I decided you were thoughtful yet at the same time not prepared for our specific situation. So, with a mix of strengths and weaknesses, you would be a good ally.

Rhys

[partcompany]

What would you say is your biggest ambition?

[(Anonymous)]

Find enough hours in the day to be good at what I do for a living and actually enjoy my life with friends and activities and everything. I'm great at either of those things, tell me what to do to impress you and I'll do it, just, somehow both at once never works out.

Lotus

[keybroad]

If we could go on a real date once we're out of here, what would you have planned for us? Such as a gift.

[(Anonymous)]

A nap.

Snake

[snakenoeyes]

You're walking in a forest and you find a suitcase. It contains 1 million dollars - and a piece of bloodstained paper with a single word written on it: "Don't".

Would you take the suitcase home or leave it? Why?

[(Anonymous)]

Obviously I would take it. I mean, I'd scan the area and the case for obvious booby-traps first, but if it's just the paper warning then yeah.

Dennis Reynolds

[godhole]

Enough about you, let's talk about me. What would you say is my greatest quality?

Re: Dennis Reynolds

[(Anonymous)]

Your humility.

Corrin

[chosemyfate]

What is your idea of the perfect marriage proposal?

Re: Corrin

[(Anonymous)]

Your presence is what will make it perfect.

Santa

[jinglebros]

If general relativity is deterministic in the same way that classical mechanics are and the fate of all observers is predictable, what happens to me if I go to slap your ass in public?

[(Anonymous)]

Rela... Dete... Mec...serv...able...

...

No, slapping's rude!

Ronove

[ranked27]

If you had one day to live, what'd you do?

[(Anonymous)]

Drink.

Okuyasu Nijimura

[talktothestand]

If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be?

[(Anonymous)]

Lemon gelato!

June

[exequte]

How would you like to be remembered?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't.

Rosa Ushiromiya

[golden_dream]

How important is commitment to you?

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty important, but more than that I'd say I value... understanding? Maybe.

Like, you can make a commitment, but if the two people have very different ideas of exactly what that commitment entails, that can end... badly.

Kyrie Ushiromiya

[meatitfeedson]

Let's say we've had this date and maybe more. How are you going to explain our relationship to my husband when he finds out, or what else would you do if confronted?

[(Anonymous)]

You're married, huh? I guess I'm assuming I know that after these few dates?

Depends how he finds out. I'd hope you'd be there for some of the explaining to, it could be a joint effort. Otherwise, if he's just confronting me, I am pretty good at thinking on my feet. And he should at least understand why I find you so attractive.

Mac

[asspounder4000]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

[(Anonymous)]

Is that really what you look for in a date?

[laterboners]

Would you consider yourself both "very attractive" and "super rich"?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes.

Junpei

[unexpectedboner]

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?

[(Anonymous)]

Fiji~!!!!

Charlie

[thedayman]

Okay, okay, I got one for ya. We go out, we're havin' a good time, you let me take you back to my apartment but on the way there we come across a dead pigeon. What do you do?

[(Anonymous)]

Walk around the pidgeon and keep going?

Or put something over it for a proper burial.

[scribbly]

Okay, okay, ummm... Yeah! Okay, I wanna know your favorite color! You should tell me why it's your favorite, too!

[mary definitely doesn't know what a date is]

[(Anonymous)]

Rainbow! Because that's all of the colors.

Clover

[bookmarking]

Hmmm...what was the happiest moment in your life? Ever.

Re: Clover

[(Anonymous)]

Truthfully? When I saw your hair.

[how_to_succeed]

If a witch offered to grant you a wish, would you accept? And what would you wish for, if so?

[(Anonymous)]

There's little to gain by accepting shady offers from magical beings. You never know what their true intentions are.

Zelda

[andascholar]

[Playing from her bed!]

Would you try to win someone's heart with brains or with brawn? And how would you impress me with these attributes?

[(Anonymous)]

I would attempt to win your heart by acting naturally, which inclines me more towards brains. Putting special effort into winning someone over is too much like putting on a facade, however. It'd be best if we were both able to be ourselves.

CHOOSE YOUR DATE!

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[Comment here with the favorite anon in your thread. If you happen to be that anon, reveal yourself! Go ahead and wrap up your Q&A threads if you need to, but maybe don't start any new ones. I'll distribute votes around 6:00, like always.]

[godhole]

I'm going to go with serial killer anon. They said some interesting things, and also I feel like maybe I'm safer knowing who that is.