Kentucky McGiygas ([personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas) wrote in [community profile] the_newlydead_game2017-05-19 06:51 pm
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Day 9 - The Dating Game

ICly, this game is played on your tablet, and can only be activated when you're alone in your dressing room. You can play vocally or text-based, but either way they come out on the other end as pure text and/or read by a computerized voice.

FIRST DAY (until 7:00PM PST tomorrow; an extra day since I got it up late):

ETA NAH LET'S EXTEND IT INTO THE NIGHT. Second half is just reveals anyway! I'll get it around noonish tomorrow.

🍔  Make a toplevel for your character, starting off with some kind of open-ended question. Your tablet provides some example questions, and you are free to steal one or invent your own.

🍔  Everyone else replies to the toplevel anonymously! Lying, kissing ass, or pretending to be someone else are allowed and frankly ENCOURAGED.

🍔  While there are no hard rules against any sort of questions, for the part of the questioner, trying to suss out identities goes against the principle of the thing and will be looked upon harshly by Ronald and the King. This is a dating game, so relax and try to find your perfect romantic match!

🍔  After someone replies, the questioner can ask up to three more questions to each anon. Anons, stay in your threads.

SECOND DAY (until 6:00PM PST Sunday)

🍔  I'll make a new thread, where everybody can announce which of their anons they would most want to date!

🍔  Winning anon, reveal yourself!

🍔  You don't actually have to go on a date (it will not count against you), but if you'd like to, a ~romantic, off-menu dinner~ will be provided

(Anonymous) 2017-05-20 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, I prefer to accept things that are actually real.
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[personal profile] asspounder4000 2017-05-20 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll tell you what else is real, is a father's love, and it sounds like you never got any.

Next question. Favorite kind of beer?

(Anonymous) 2017-05-20 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I'm even more unconvinced!

Whatever's on tap, but I feel like we're onto something here. It seems that you've conflated all forms of masculine love.
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[personal profile] asspounder4000 2017-05-21 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, shut up??? You'd better not be questioning my father's love for me. His death threats weren't serious!

No wait, I have another question. This is a good one.

If I was a roasted turkey, what would you stuff me with?

(Anonymous) 2017-05-21 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
For the love of—I would stuff you with some damned common sense, Mac.

[AGGRAVATED SIGH]

No, no. I know the right answer to this one. I would make like you were a turducken and stuff you with a large cock.