Day 9 - The Dating Game

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

ICly, this game is played on your tablet, and can only be activated when you're alone in your dressing room. You can play vocally or text-based, but either way they come out on the other end as pure text and/or read by a computerized voice.

FIRST DAY (until 7:00PM PST tomorrow; an extra day since I got it up late):

ETA NAH LET'S EXTEND IT INTO THE NIGHT. Second half is just reveals anyway! I'll get it around noonish tomorrow.

🍔  Make a toplevel for your character, starting off with some kind of open-ended question. Your tablet provides some example questions, and you are free to steal one or invent your own.

🍔  Everyone else replies to the toplevel anonymously! Lying, kissing ass, or pretending to be someone else are allowed and frankly ENCOURAGED.

🍔  While there are no hard rules against any sort of questions, for the part of the questioner, trying to suss out identities goes against the principle of the thing and will be looked upon harshly by Ronald and the King. This is a dating game, so relax and try to find your perfect romantic match!

🍔  After someone replies, the questioner can ask up to three more questions to each anon. Anons, stay in your threads.

SECOND DAY (until 6:00PM PST Sunday)

🍔  I'll make a new thread, where everybody can announce which of their anons they would most want to date!

🍔  Winning anon, reveal yourself!

🍔  You don't actually have to go on a date (it will not count against you), but if you'd like to, a ~romantic, off-menu dinner~ will be provided

Comments

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[Stands there, unmoving, pointing to his sign.]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

Fine, fine! I'll just go and clear it with the producers! Whatever weird, creepy, inferior-food-chainy thing you want to do!

[lets out a huge McGroan and storms offscreen]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[Does not move]

[jinglebros]

[ What in the hell is going on... Santa watches the tv Warily but tries to shrug it off. ]

I feel a stunning stare! Have I somehow earned the King's wonderful attention?

[ santa no this might not go the way you want it to ]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The staring only intensifies, the camera zooming up on the King's plastic "face." He reaches up, pulls on something offscreen. And a trap door appears beneath Santa. ]

[jinglebros]

....!!!

[ HOLY SHIT FALLS THROUGH WITH A SHRIEK ]

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[The screen goes static as Santa lands on the stage below.]

[digiteyesed]

[Ene had been avoiding the game until now BUT UHHHH. Running over and banging on the floor where the trap door just opened.] Santa! Hey! Hey!

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[The screen flicks back on, now showing Ronald, appearing to be backstage somewhere.]

So the bad news is, people still think that royalty counts for something in today's modern capitalistic society.

The good news is, Santa is alive and well! We'll take care of him for awhile. He's being pulled outside the voting system for a bit, so don't worry about him. Just don't even worry.

[digiteyesed]

[What the fuckkkkk] R, Really? Is that so? Then he's safe? And coming back?

[the_macdonald]

Probably and probably!

[digiteyesed]

I hope the king is gentle.