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Kentucky McGiygas ([personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas) wrote in [community profile] the_newlydead_game2017-05-28 03:46 pm

Day 12

[A violent food fight is happening on the monitors! Ronald McDonald has finally McFreakin' lost it, and he's going to town on The King, pelting him with mcnuggets and quarter pounders in between punches. The King hardly seems fazed, still bearing his eternal grin, but is striking back with ring-studded fists and an attempt to stab with chicken fries. Is that ketchup flying, or blood?]

[The camera changes focus. A very small dog tap-tap-taps his way forward on tiny dog feet.]

Hasta la vista, Big Mac y Whopper.

[Trap doors swing open underneath all the food supplies (minus any hoarded away by contestants), dropping tables and all into the void. After a moment, new tables rise up in their place, loaded with things like tacos, nachos, chalupas, and so on. It's the full Taco Bell menu, even including their new breakfast items.]

El perro is your new host. Please, enjoy your little game for another day. I will be over here having a date with a fine gordita.

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[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-28 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Santa rolls his eyes but laughs. ]

It's great to have confidence - just don't lay it on too thick, alright? I will concede that you'ce got damn good reason to pride yourself, though.
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[personal profile] manuscripture 2017-05-29 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
There's no such thing as too thick.
jinglebros: (gather your places)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-29 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
It is so hard not to make a perverted comment right now.
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[personal profile] manuscripture 2017-05-29 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even surprised.
jinglebros: tell me if you made this (aint nobody tell me how to live)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-29 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be more surprised if I was innocent to something, huh?
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[personal profile] manuscripture 2017-05-29 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be more surprised if you didn't make a dick joke, yes.
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[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-29 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I didn't make it. I just said I was tempted.
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[personal profile] manuscripture 2017-05-29 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Bah, you're no fun.

[ He's had his fill of dick jokes for like two weeks. ]
jinglebros: tell me if you made this (aint nobody tell me how to live)

[personal profile] jinglebros 2017-05-29 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID ]

What, you want me to tell the dick joke? Phrase it in the form of a question!

[ He's gonna make Rohan work for it. ]
Edited 2017-05-29 01:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] manuscripture 2017-05-29 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ jfc ]

What was the glaringly obvious dick joke?