Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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Comments

[unexpectedboner]

Nah, it's no biggie. I just got excited about eating.

Man, remember when we were stuck in that freezer and just sat there forever while you guys talked about ice and we didn't get to eat a single Popsicle? You've definitely gotta add more food to your semi-murdergames, dude.

[jinglebros]

I'll remember that the next time I kidnap people and try to convince one of them to murder a few others.

[ Dry tone. ]

[unexpectedboner]

That's all you've gotta do to get those positive Yelp reviews!

[jinglebros]

[ Santa rolls his eyes but he's laughing. ]

Why are you actually funny today, what the fuck?

[unexpectedboner]

I'm hilarious pretty much all the time. It's not my fault your beerkfast helped you see what's obvious to basically the rest of the world.

[jinglebros]

So everyone else is drunk all the time, got it.

[unexpectedboner]

Blow it up your ass.

...This's pretty good, actually.

[jinglebros]

Yeah? Go ahead and eat it all. I'd probably throw it up.

[ He's feeling a little queasy at this point. ]

[unexpectedboner]

You should definitely eat something in that case. Get some of those greasy fries, McDonalds is perfect for this.

[jinglebros]

[ Suspicious look. ]

You sure about that?

[unexpectedboner]

You guys might know about ice-9 or whatever, but I know a lot about puking. You can definitely trust me on this one.

[jinglebros]

Pukemaster 5000, huh?

[ Oookay, Santa goes and collects some fries, coming back with them. He munches. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Definitely no more than like 2803.

Seriously though, it's something like the salt and grease bonds with the alcohol molecules to make you less wasted. There's definite science there.

[jinglebros]

Alcohol... molecules.

...

[ Eyebrows raise at that one. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. Cool, right?

[jinglebros]

Well, it's kind of working, so I won't say any shit about your dumb science.

[ Santa that was kind of saying something, but okay. ]

[unexpectedboner]

It's not my science. It's the world's science.

[jinglebros]

Okay, the world's dumb science. better?

[unexpectedboner]

Yes.

...You better?

[jinglebros]

...

[ Santa rubs a hand across his face. ]

As much as I can be?

[unexpectedboner]

All you can really ask for.

[jinglebros]

Yeah.

[ Pause, then he adds, very awkwardly: ]

Thanks.

[unexpectedboner]

[shakes his head]

Don't worry about it.

[jinglebros]

I guess you're not so bad after all.

[ The alcohol talking? ]

[unexpectedboner]

[pats him on the shoulder...is this A Moment???]

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome. Good to see you've finally realized it!

[...guess not]