Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[unexpectedboner]

I'm good.

[takes another long hit anyway, visibly releasing tension from his shoulders]

We're all gonna get out of this this time.

[jinglebros]

We are. Even if we have to force the matter somehow.

[ He is starting to feel looser and it's a strange feeling because his mind kind of feels a little floaty. Huh. ]

Pass that over again.

[unexpectedboner]

[hands it over, stretching out loose]

I dunno about forcing...but whatever, I guess. We'll figure something out. The first time.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa takes one last, long hit. He doesn't cough it out this time. ]

We've got to convince Zelda to let people to help her, for one thing. Otherwise, it's going to fall apart when she does.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. I'm not sure what she thinks she's got to prove...

[shakes his head, reaching for the vape again]

Guess we should try to help out, make sure there's a plan or something...

[jinglebros]

[ Santa hands it over. It's getting a little hard to focus on the topic at hand but he's trying valiantly. ]

She doesn't accept help if you offer. We gotta figure out something that'll get around that.

[unexpectedboner]

That seems to be a pretty common trait. Am I the weirdo for thinking that accepting help is a pretty nice deal?

[he takes another longing hit before clicking it off and depositing it back at the bar.]

...Alright, where're we going next?

[jinglebros]

You're not a weirdo. It's just hard for most people.

[ He's glad for the subject change. ]

Kitchen, right? Gather crap to eat while watching those movies.

[unexpectedboner]

Alright. Sounds like an excellent idea. I wonder if that butler guy made more food that wasn't invented by a food scientist.

[jinglebros]

If he didn't, we're not trying to cook this time. I think we'd legitimately set a fire!

[unexpectedboner]

[waves a hand]

They'd probably put it out, don't be so negative. Maybe there's some fresh fries.

[jinglebros]

Oookay, but nothing from the freezer. Don't wanna get stuck in this one too.

[ Santa laughs like that was funny or something. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Nooo way. Once up close and personal with you was more than enough! The fridge'll be good enough.

[jinglebros]

Yeah riiight, you've probably been looking for excuses. Too bad for you, I only want to get up close and personal with one guy around here.

[unexpectedboner]

Too bad for you. Who's the lucky guy?

[jinglebros]

What, you've teased me a million times with his name and still haven't caught on?

[ This is Santa saying nothing about any of the misadventures he's had with Niles. THAT IS ANOTHER THING ENTIRELY. ]

Though there's this other guy who keeps doing shit like holding my hand or trying to straddle me while I'm half naked!

[ wait we thought you weren't saying anything about the misadventures ]

He's been very forward but I think he's like that with everyone. Better stay away if you don't want that crap around you.

[unexpectedboner]

I can handle myself around some horndog. You make sure you're not getting "taken advantage" of and you break the other kid's heart.

[jinglebros]

I'm not going to get taken advantage of! [ Offended face. ] I'm smarter than that. Corrin said he'd go on a date with me, I'm not going to risk that.

[unexpectedboner]

Sure, sure. Playing two girls never works though, and I bet it's even worse when they're actually dudes and you're in a murdershow. Better be careful.

[jinglebros]

I thought they were into each other before Corrin said yes to a date... I have no fucking clue what's going on now. [ Maybe Santa is the one being played? He tries not to think about that. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Better be careful. Dudes can't be trusted with this sort of thing. They only want one thing.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa bristles a bit and stomps off to the fridge, looking inside of it for food as a distraction. ] You really think that's true?

[unexpectedboner]

I know a lot of guys, so... 9 times out of 10? I mean, do what you want. Just take everything with a grain of salt.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa mutters something that sounds like 'this is why i should stick to chicks' and comes out of the fridge with a bunch of cold sandwiches. ]

These look way more tempting than they should be.

[unexpectedboner]

[successfully distracted]

Ooh, those do look pretty amazing. I think we can can get milkshakes out of these things, too. Then it's time for XXX or whatever it was you wanted to see.