Day 2, continued

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Around lunchtime, the tablets and screens located all around the studio turn on, in the way that they always do when the mascots have something to announce. Unusually, however, there is no music, no fanfare; the camera is out of focus, and Ronald doesn’t even seem to be looking at it. Instead, he's turned to King, ]

—supposed to be 40! What the McFuck are you doing? Can you even count?

[ The King stares. ]

You gave out 41! The Colonel would never screw up like that!

[ The King stares. ]

And what's this, "Quarter Pounder or Whopper" garbage? Those aren't equivalent burgers, you fake-grill-line-adding piece of shit! I'd better not see this referencing this in your next ad campaign!

[ The King offers a Whopper. Ronald McDonald smacks it out of his hand. He starts to yell again, but cuts himself off, turning his head toward the camera. ]

—Are we rolling!? Grimace, kill the feed!

[ The screens switch off. ]

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[meatitfeedson]

[Whether or not she takes it entirely literal, there's still something telling about it. He did say they were extremely poor.]

...And how are you doing now? If you need anything, you'll tell me won't you?

[jinglebros]

I'll make you a deal - you tell me if you need anything, and I'll do the same.

[meatitfeedson]

[She has to laugh - that's fair enough really.]

If you're going to twist my arm like that. Then it's a deal.

[jinglebros]

Good. Then it's settled.

[ He finally smiles again. ]

[meatitfeedson]

[(ep3 spoiler) While Santa seems a bit older, she can't help thinking her son wouldn't have been much younger. And they would be having similar conversations. That's why she likes him so much, right? It would be nice if he was like Santa too. She slips her arm around his to link them.]

Ah, there we go, much better!

[jinglebros]

[ He laughs a little and is thinking similar things. Maybe his mom would have been like her. He doesn't know, she died when he was so little. But he thinks that if he could choose, then he'd choose to have a mom exactly like her. ]

You're silly.

[meatitfeedson]

You looked too serious, I guess that brooding look might be cool, but your smile's cuter. Besides, you should go arm in arm with a lady, you know?

[jinglebros]

You'll have to teach me all the polite ways to handle a lady.

[meatitfeedson]

Well, normally you should definitely not start out by soliciting a threeway.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa starts laughing really hard. ]

You know I was fucking kidding about that, right?

[meatitfeedson]

Really? Well now you've raised my hopes and dashed them all, that's definitely on the 'no' list too.

[of course she knew, or assumed anyway.]

[jinglebros]

I think 'doing your mom' is on the no list too, just saying. This ain't no porn series.

[meatitfeedson]

[Okay it's her turn to laugh.]

That should probably be at the top of the list, you're right. I'm not sure there's much else to put on either list, it's mostly bullshit anyway.

[jinglebros]

At least you admit it's bullshit.

[meatitfeedson]

I'm too deeply entrenched in the bullshit to not recognise it as such.

[She's laughing about it, but actually it is pretty annouing, and yet she goes along with it anyway.]

[jinglebros]

Oh yeah? How's that?

[meatitfeedson]

Where should I even start? My husband's family expects that a wife looks after the home, so I don't work anymore. But that pushes it all on him and makes him think needing my help is shameful, while I'm bored out of my skull and worrying over the state of things at work. All those things are for show and no one really wants them. It's a more extreme example than "open a door for a woman," but still.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa raises his eyebrows real high. ]

What the fuuuuck.

[meatitfeedson]

Right? [But she laughs, shrugging.]

You don't even know how much worse I can do, that's tame on the "messed up family rules" scale. Be glad you're adopted.

[jinglebros]

Sounds like someone needs to smack a few bitches.

[meatitfeedson]

[Okay that has her laughing really hard.]

I'd pay to see that. I was kicked out of mine for breaking the rules, and you have no idea how tempting that was.

[jinglebros]

I encourage you to smack a few when you get back home.

[ Firm nod. ]

[meatitfeedson]

That would be nice.

[Except she wants to get along with the Ushiromiyas and her family would literally kill her....]

I bet you're the kind of street punk who gets into all sorts of fights. Am I right?

[jinglebros]

Hah, as if! I've gotten into like maybe three fights in my life. Got my ass kicked in all of them.

[meatitfeedson]

I guess I had a cooler image of you, you should have gone along with it!