Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[jinglebros]

Maybe we should do whatever you're supposed to do with the pot and then go to the kitchen.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. C'mon, let's see what they've got.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa leads the way, looking unsure of himself the entire time. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[Junpei is much less unsure, and wanders through skimming through the respectable selection of mary jane. He rifles through a bit, deciding on a couple varieties then getting them ready. after packing and firing up the vape before offering it to Santa]

Ready?

[jinglebros]

Ookay. So I just... inhale it, huh.

[ he takes the offered vape and does so, coughing the first time but getting the hang of it after a few tries. ]

Huh... not so bad.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. Give it a bit and then you can just see how you feel. Then just...chill out. No aneuryisms until you're back someplace with non-clown supplied healthcare.

[jinglebros]

You gonna do this too? [ He tries to pass it back to Junpei> ] Don't leave me hanging alone here.

[unexpectedboner]

[takes it readily, sucking down a few long hits, hand shaking]

Okay. Not so bad. Not so bad?

[jinglebros]

Not so bad.

[ Santa's frowning at the shaking. ]

I'm thinking you need to relax too.

[unexpectedboner]

...I'm the last person you need to worry about. I'm good.

[jinglebros]

Shut up with that. I'll worry about who I want to.

[ Santa's having a hard time pulling off the 'angry' tone he usually uses, though. ]

[unexpectedboner]

I'm good.

[takes another long hit anyway, visibly releasing tension from his shoulders]

We're all gonna get out of this this time.

[jinglebros]

We are. Even if we have to force the matter somehow.

[ He is starting to feel looser and it's a strange feeling because his mind kind of feels a little floaty. Huh. ]

Pass that over again.

[unexpectedboner]

[hands it over, stretching out loose]

I dunno about forcing...but whatever, I guess. We'll figure something out. The first time.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa takes one last, long hit. He doesn't cough it out this time. ]

We've got to convince Zelda to let people to help her, for one thing. Otherwise, it's going to fall apart when she does.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. I'm not sure what she thinks she's got to prove...

[shakes his head, reaching for the vape again]

Guess we should try to help out, make sure there's a plan or something...

[jinglebros]

[ Santa hands it over. It's getting a little hard to focus on the topic at hand but he's trying valiantly. ]

She doesn't accept help if you offer. We gotta figure out something that'll get around that.

[unexpectedboner]

That seems to be a pretty common trait. Am I the weirdo for thinking that accepting help is a pretty nice deal?

[he takes another longing hit before clicking it off and depositing it back at the bar.]

...Alright, where're we going next?

[jinglebros]

You're not a weirdo. It's just hard for most people.

[ He's glad for the subject change. ]

Kitchen, right? Gather crap to eat while watching those movies.

[unexpectedboner]

Alright. Sounds like an excellent idea. I wonder if that butler guy made more food that wasn't invented by a food scientist.

[jinglebros]

If he didn't, we're not trying to cook this time. I think we'd legitimately set a fire!

[unexpectedboner]

[waves a hand]

They'd probably put it out, don't be so negative. Maybe there's some fresh fries.

[jinglebros]

Oookay, but nothing from the freezer. Don't wanna get stuck in this one too.

[ Santa laughs like that was funny or something. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Nooo way. Once up close and personal with you was more than enough! The fridge'll be good enough.

[jinglebros]

Yeah riiight, you've probably been looking for excuses. Too bad for you, I only want to get up close and personal with one guy around here.