Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

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[jinglebros]

[ Thumbs up! }

That's a one.

[unexpectedboner]

...Who's gonna teach us the dance moves, though?

[jinglebros]

We're not doing that. We're not adorable enough.

[unexpectedboner]

Maybe you're not. I know what I've got to offer.

[jinglebros]

Okay, go put on a skirt and come back. I'll wait here.

[unexpectedboner]

[heads out]

[...and returns, dressed somewhat like this. of course, depending on your taste for dudes in dresses 'adorable' may not be the right word. either way, junpei flounces and gives a little kick.]

Well? Ready to rock?

[jinglebros]

...

[ Santa bursts into laughter. HE'S SO KIND ]

[unexpectedboner]

Yuk it up, man, you know you couldn't rock this like I do. ...Though I'm not really sure how we're supposed to pee with all these petticoats.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa pauses to wipe a tear. ] Okay... okay, I admit you pull that off better than I could. I'm not even going to fucking try?

[unexpectedboner]

Party pooper! They've got so many outfits, it's a shame to just stick to one or two.

[jinglebros]

Do I dare to let you pick something for me?

...

[unexpectedboner]

You can pick out your own. Maybe some silver lamé ruffles?

[jinglebros]

The fuck is lamé?

[unexpectedboner]

The shiny fabric they use for leotards and idol clothes and super hero uniforms. Without it...life is pretty lame.

[jinglebros]

You sure know a lot about this shit, huh?

[unexpectedboner]

...I was gonna be a luchador in seventh grade. You pick stuff up.

[jinglebros]

Your dirty fighting makes so much more sense!

[ santa you're one to talk ]

[unexpectedboner]

Hey, I fight clean enough! I was gonna be a face, for sure!

[jinglebros]

Sure, whatever you say!

[unexpectedboner]

We had the whole arc written out. My buddy and I were rivals who were secretly old friends until a dramatic betrayal that turned him evil. But later, after the great unmasking match, it turns out that we're both good guys so we can team up. It was gonna be big.

[jinglebros]

Oh really? Give me a sample. Act it out.

[unexpectedboner]

Oh man, I dunno if I remember anything...

Something like... "Stop it right there, Shadowkage! I know who you really are! My sworn brother-in-arms, Dan! Your double-twist Frankensteiner gives it all away!"

[this is all punctuated with sentai-like arm gestures]

...But then we remembered that if you wear a mask you're not supposed to talk, so we had to change our plans.

[jinglebros]

That's... amazing.

[ Santa deadpans this. ]

[unexpectedboner]

To a seventh grader? It sure was.

[jinglebros]

...okay, I can see that argument.