Day 9 - The Dating Game

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

ICly, this game is played on your tablet, and can only be activated when you're alone in your dressing room. You can play vocally or text-based, but either way they come out on the other end as pure text and/or read by a computerized voice.

FIRST DAY (until 7:00PM PST tomorrow; an extra day since I got it up late):

ETA NAH LET'S EXTEND IT INTO THE NIGHT. Second half is just reveals anyway! I'll get it around noonish tomorrow.

🍔  Make a toplevel for your character, starting off with some kind of open-ended question. Your tablet provides some example questions, and you are free to steal one or invent your own.

🍔  Everyone else replies to the toplevel anonymously! Lying, kissing ass, or pretending to be someone else are allowed and frankly ENCOURAGED.

🍔  While there are no hard rules against any sort of questions, for the part of the questioner, trying to suss out identities goes against the principle of the thing and will be looked upon harshly by Ronald and the King. This is a dating game, so relax and try to find your perfect romantic match!

🍔  After someone replies, the questioner can ask up to three more questions to each anon. Anons, stay in your threads.

SECOND DAY (until 6:00PM PST Sunday)

🍔  I'll make a new thread, where everybody can announce which of their anons they would most want to date!

🍔  Winning anon, reveal yourself!

🍔  You don't actually have to go on a date (it will not count against you), but if you'd like to, a ~romantic, off-menu dinner~ will be provided

Comments

CHOOSE YOUR DATE!

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[Comment here with the favorite anon in your thread. If you happen to be that anon, reveal yourself! Go ahead and wrap up your Q&A threads if you need to, but maybe don't start any new ones. I'll distribute votes around 6:00, like always.]

[godhole]

I'm going to go with serial killer anon. They said some interesting things, and also I feel like maybe I'm safer knowing who that is.

[manuscripture]

whoever this brave and not obvious soul was.

Cheers to the rest of you. It was fun. holla atcha boy tho

Re: CHOOSE YOUR DATE!

[jinglebros]

Clearly.

[glowshine]

Everyone should come see me! I feel bad for leaving anyone out but this~ anon here was super shiny.

B-But don't feel left out! You should all let me know~

[andascholar]

Whoever this is seems quite romantic.

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[On the screens, Burger King is shown holding up a sign that reads "SANTA"]

[ranked27]

[It actually takes Ronove a moment to decide who to choose. He has many options, and a few of them got his attention quite a lot. But which one to choose...?]

My, what a tough decision. But in the end I'm curious exactly what kind of person this thoughtful anonymous person is.

[snakenoeyes]

I think I like murder anon the best, though it was a difficult decision between them and "help them" anon.

[court_chesster]

It's a really tough choice, but I'm going to go with ribbon eel!

[asspounder4000]

Really tough choice, but I'm going to pick Suns Out Guns Out.

[locktouching]

I'll take the on that wants me to step on their back.

And I'll gladly see the rest of you later~.

[chosemyfate]

I will admit I admired this Anonymous for being... [tries to choose a word.] direct.

[partcompany]

I'm going to have to go with this one, but for the record, it's not because I'm particularly excited by the "I want to be the true ruler from the shadows" thing. They just seem like we have more interests in common with me. And I appreciate the honesty.

Uh, assuming they were being honest about all that, I guess.

[talktothestand]

I am going with this one !

[scribbly]

Aaah, I wanna go on a macaron date! Lets have macarons, I wanna try one!

[her priorities are mostly candy]

[golden_dream]

I narrowed it down to two... one was very thoughtful. One seemed more fun for the sort of date that could happen here.

In the end, I had to choose this person with the good answers.

[keybroad]

It's gotta be original flowers anon. You really set the tone for the rest of the game. Though I've got to say Picnic Anon was doing really great. Thanks to all these anons for not making things weird. No pigeons, no threats, nothing.

And you know what, nap anon, I was probably kind of unfair. I will probably be tired after all these dates and then maybe we can take a nap. If it turns out you're someone I already have decided to think won't stab me. Otherwise we'll have to work up to it.

[meatitfeedson]

This descriptive and forward anonymous friend.

[how_to_succeed]

I don't know if I would say this person's answers were my favorite, but, well... I am curious.

[exequte]

I'm not sure what to call you... fashion-anon? I'd like to know who you are!

[unexpectedboner]

Okay. It was a really tough choice, but I think I'm gonna go with Netflix and chill anon. I think we could have a nice, relaxing time.

Re: CHOOSE YOUR DATE!

[thedayman]

I like the stick poking guy. It's a good answer! Normally I'd just eat it, but I guess if we had dinner already then this is some good after dinner entertainment.

[laterboners]

Going with this guy. Maybe bullshit, but a strong answer.

[bookmarking]

I think I want to go on a date with monster beater-upper anon.