Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[unexpectedboner]

[he finishes greasing santa up then brushes off his hands on his jeans, getting to his feet.]

All done! So now we're gonna see what we've got to offer at the bar, find some food, then watch something trashy with explosions. Sound good?

[jinglebros]

Sure, lead the way.

What kind of food goes with this, anyway?

[unexpectedboner]

Anything with a flavor. Trash food tastes amazing. But good food tastes even more amazing. So it's tough to go wrong. I was just gonna scour the kitchen for whatever was there.

[jinglebros]

I bet ramen sandwiches taste like fucking bliss.

[unexpectedboner]

...

...

...I don't know how to react to that.

[jinglebros]

What, you've never had a ramen sandwich? What about a hot dog sub?

[unexpectedboner]

A hot dog in a sub bun instead of a regular bun?

[jinglebros]

No. A hot dog cut like sub bread and stuffed with items. It's great when you can't afford bread.

[unexpectedboner]

...Isn't bread cheaper than hot dogs? Though I guess protein is better than grains healthwise...

[jinglebros]

You're talking like you've never had to dig one day past expiration meat out of a grocery store back bin.

[unexpectedboner]

[...shrugs]

[jinglebros]

....Aaaanyway, ramen sandwiches are the best. You take two dried pieces of ramen and put ingredients between them.

[unexpectedboner]

How 'bout you eat whatever you want? There is nothing stopping you except for how we can't actually go that far.

[jinglebros]

Maybe we should do whatever you're supposed to do with the pot and then go to the kitchen.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. C'mon, let's see what they've got.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa leads the way, looking unsure of himself the entire time. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[Junpei is much less unsure, and wanders through skimming through the respectable selection of mary jane. He rifles through a bit, deciding on a couple varieties then getting them ready. after packing and firing up the vape before offering it to Santa]

Ready?

[jinglebros]

Ookay. So I just... inhale it, huh.

[ he takes the offered vape and does so, coughing the first time but getting the hang of it after a few tries. ]

Huh... not so bad.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. Give it a bit and then you can just see how you feel. Then just...chill out. No aneuryisms until you're back someplace with non-clown supplied healthcare.

[jinglebros]

You gonna do this too? [ He tries to pass it back to Junpei> ] Don't leave me hanging alone here.

[unexpectedboner]

[takes it readily, sucking down a few long hits, hand shaking]

Okay. Not so bad. Not so bad?

[jinglebros]

Not so bad.

[ Santa's frowning at the shaking. ]

I'm thinking you need to relax too.

[unexpectedboner]

...I'm the last person you need to worry about. I'm good.

[jinglebros]

Shut up with that. I'll worry about who I want to.

[ Santa's having a hard time pulling off the 'angry' tone he usually uses, though. ]

[unexpectedboner]

I'm good.

[takes another long hit anyway, visibly releasing tension from his shoulders]

We're all gonna get out of this this time.